Aliens come to Earth, and they want you to show them a videogame

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Retal19

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Minecraft.
"So are you going to destroy us yet?"
"Fuck off, I need to finish building a giant golden Alien dick and an Obsidian replica of the Motherworld."

Either that or one of my Elder Scrolls games.
 

Ghengis John

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Manji187 said:
Heh...why would a videogame possess the necessary persuasive power to save humanity?

Also: the title of the thread and the core description are two very different things.

In the one scenario they want me to show them a videogame (nothing more)...in the other I have nothing but videogames to show them when they ask me for a reason to spare humanity.

If the second scenario is the one to go by, then you must accept the possibility that no matter what game you show them...humanity will be erased because videogames possibly cannot impress them.

and that concludes my overanalysis.
I have to agree with sol badguy. That said I'd either have to go with Tetris or World of Warcraft. Either way they're hooked.
 

FireDr@gon

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Minecraft, and hopefully they'd be to busy building a full scale replica of their mother-ship to bother us.
I'll go with that!

Definately would have to be a constructive, non-violent game like a god game or minecraft.
 

FireDr@gon

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Manji187 said:
Heh...why would a videogame possess the necessary persuasive power to save humanity?

Also: the title of the thread and the core description are two very different things.

In the one scenario they want me to show them a videogame (nothing more)...in the other I have nothing but videogames to show them when they ask me for a reason to spare humanity.

If the second scenario is the one to go by, then you must accept the possibility that no matter what game you show them...humanity will be erased because videogames possibly cannot impress them.

and that concludes my overanalysis.
All you've really done is nit-pick at the question without giving a real answer to it - solution, dont post!
 

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FireDr@gon said:
Subbies said:
Minecraft, and hopefully they'd be to busy building a full scale replica of their mother-ship to bother us.
I'll go with that!

Definately would have to be a constructive, non-violent game like a god game or minecraft.
A god game, excellent choice.
Who's up for some God of War!
 

FireDr@gon

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rokkolpo said:
FireDr@gon said:
Subbies said:
Minecraft, and hopefully they'd be to busy building a full scale replica of their mother-ship to bother us.
I'll go with that!

Definately would have to be a constructive, non-violent game like a god game or minecraft.
A god game, excellent choice.
Who's up for some God of War!
hahaha, why not show them AVP while we're at it? It does come down to 3 options though: Impress; intimidate or distract!
 

Phlakes

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As other people have said, Portal. They wouldn't understand the humor unless they know our languages, but showing that we can comprehend all that portal shit would be helpful.
 

Arawn.Chernobog

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I'd like to see them destroy the world after being unable to communicate with home base due to their newfound crippling addiction.
 

Mr Thin

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WH40K: Dawn of War.

I'd claim it was an interactive documentary of what our military has done in the past.

Then cross my fingers and hope that they were really stupid.
 

ryai458

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Mr Thin said:
WH40K: Dawn of War.

I'd claim it was an interactive documentary of what our military has done in the past.

Then cross my fingers and hope that they were really stupid.
Trust me what the militaries have done in real life is far more impressive than in any movie or game, except maybe Sci Fi games and movies.
 

Sticky Squid

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Destroy all humans if I'm feeling like a bastard.
Civ 4 if I don't want them to ever destroy the earth.
 

Scarim Coral

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Probably Okami or something more of a symbol or abstract game like tetris or Lumines. Hopefully those games can act like a universal greeting.
 

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If I really wanted to save the world, I'd show them Portal 2. Anything else would make them kill us.