All Hail the King

[PsychicTaco115]

Alright people, I've officially taken over this website and installed a monarchy. Why? Because holy shit, people have abused their liberty and now I'm taking it away for a learning opportunity :^)

So yes, I am your new king. Hope that's cool... Oh wait, it doesn't matter because I have a CROWN. That means I rule.

So yes, that's how things are. Memes will rule over all. As a wise man once said, L'etat c'est moi

Pls start your kneeling in this thread

 

[JoJo]

Pffh, monarchies are so 19th century. The ordinary workers of the Escapist are tired of this forum aristocracy, which is why I'm calling a revolution now! As your new Dear Leader, I will lead the People's Democratic Socialist Republic of the Escapist to a new golden age, where industrial output, post counts and Swiss bank accounts will swell to unimaginable sizes. Join the Revolution today and you'll get an AK-47, absolutely free!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Communism is kewl

Implying that you won't be eating dirt and bugs in a matter of days :^)

You can only change so much with a gun and some fancy European words!

 

[dyre]

Yeah, as if we'll bow to a king who lives 3000 miles away. This is the Escapist...go back to your Injustice League >_>

 

[PsychicTaco115]

c:

Just saying, kings had control over areas they didn't live in

So yeah

Wooo, kingdoms and shit!

 

[Thaluikhain]

How do you officially take over and become a monarchy? I mean, it's unofficial until after you've taken over.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

:3

By saying you're in charge now?

That's how I've always done it, at least

 

[Ryotknife]

sorry, Jojo is offering free ak-47's, gonna sign up with him.

Why?

cus 'Merica

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Will your governance offer subsidies for the purpose of giving me free trips to Taco Bell and McDonald's?

Because those are kind of crucial before I'm going to bow to your (pending) Excellency.

 

[JoJo]

Communism is kewl

Implying that you won't be eating dirt and bugs in a matter of days :^)

You can only change so much with a gun and some fancy European words!

In the cause of the Revolution, we may have to eat dirt and bugs to survive, but at-least everyone will be equal! Of course, as glorious leader I will need a special diet of steak, lobster and fine wines to carry out my duties fully, however I am very nobly willing to accept this sacrifice for the good of the nation.

 

[dyre]

c:

Just saying, kings had control over areas they didn't live in

So yeah

Wooo, kingdoms and shit!

Yup, twas a reference to the American Revolution line about "serving a tyrant 3000 miles away." Kneeling to you would be downright un-American!

...therefore, I'm signing up with the communist with the free AK-47s.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Kneeling to you would be downright un-American!

But I'm American too! There's nothing more American than following under the rule of another American!

In the cause of the Revolution, we may have to eat dirt and bugs to survive, but at-least everyone will be equal! Of course, as glorious leader I will need a special diet of steak, lobster and fine wines to carry out my duties fully, however I am very nobly willing to accept this sacrifice for the good of the nation.

Have fun having a splinter group form then! :^)

My aristocratic crown laughs at you and your rag-tag bunch of spirited hippies

Will your governance offer subsidies for the purpose of giving me free trips to Taco Bell and McDonald's?

Because those are kind of crucial before I'm going to bow to your (pending) Excellency.

While I wouldn't do it myself, I would definitely hire someone to drive you places. That's how the system works!

 

[dyre]

Kneeling to you would be downright un-American!

But I'm American too! There's nothing more American than following under the rule of another American!

Well shit...the American tyrant or the British communist? This is getting too complicated; I've therefore decided to remain undecided.

 

[JoJo]

If people don't start getting fake-banned in here I'm gonna be really disappointed.

Join the Revolution today and you'll get an AK-47, absolutely free!

I already have like six of those. What else do you have to offer?

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A free trip to the gulag [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/663-Game-Industry-Discussion] for you and your family! Children and pets welcome!

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

sorry, Jojo is offering free ak-47's, gonna sign up with him.

Why?

cus 'Merica

Nuthin' more 'Merican than getting a gun originated in Soviet Russia!

Pfffft! As if I'll bow down to some green boy who only joined in 2012. I'll tell ya, the youth have no respect these days! In my day, the good ol' times, we at least called people "Sir" or "ma'am" before declaring their arguments shit and calling them a feminazi. The nerve these days!

 

[JoJo]

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A free trip to the gulag [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/663-Game-Industry-Discussion] for you and your family! Children and pets welcome!

No, please, I have three kids!

That's great, I love kids! [small]Between two slices of bread...[/small]

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

Lol I'm Zeeing Arguments Regarding Dukes.
I'm Laughing Loudly Unt Mine Interest Negates Any Typical Indecision.
Really U Lose Entropy's Supreme.
Aufwiedersen Ladies Legumes.

 

[Skatologist]

I for one welcome our new Taco Overlord.

Just keep taxes low and memery high sire.