All hail to the glory of Capri Sun.

[Shadowstar38]

Gatorade up in that ass.

You realize that that doesn't make you absorb the electrolights faster.

OT:
My friend's parents used to get a couple boxes of them a week (up until my friend moved out), and we'd all hang out and drink a whole box or two while playing Company or Heroes or Black Ops or etc.

I once found one that tasted like paint. We weren't sure what was up with it but we didn't drink that one.

I am aware. I do however, enjoy it because it tastes like the tears of children.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Gatorade up in that ass.

Snip

I am aware. I do however, enjoy it because it tastes like the tears of children.

You can taste things you drink with your ass?

 

[Shadowstar38]

Gatorade up in that ass.

Snip

I am aware. I do however, enjoy it because it tastes like the tears of children.

You can taste things you drink with your ass?

Why would you use Capri-Sun as an enema?

 

[Euryalus]

Aggghhh I hate Capri Sun. My mom always bought cherry or something so I was conditioned to hate anything that came in those pouches. Artificially falvored cherry things are just awful. It's like if they took the flavor of a million cherries and condensed it all into one small package. TOO MUCH CHERRY FLAVOR!

I always preferred Sunny D when I was little (That, or Coke which I was rarely allowed to have).

 

[yeti585]

Capri-sun doesn't taste the same if it's not out of the pouch/straw. I had a friend that poured two pouches into a glass, it tasted terrible. I also enjoyed some boxed juice called like "sips" as a kid. The only good flavor was orange though.

 

[Hollyday]

I love Capri-sun but the damn thing is gone so quickly!
Even when I was a little girl you'd have like 4 swallows and before you knew it you were cutting the top off and draining the last few milliliters.

My mum used to freeze them for me so I could have an ice lolly. They lasted a bit longer that way.

This made me think of these:

Spoiler: Sun Lollies!

Best thing ever, and not just of the things you eat.

OT: Capri sun = drink of the gods

 

[JochemHippie]

It's decent, it has some problems though.

>There's not enough in a pouch.

>GETTING THE FUCKING STRAW IN

 

[robotam]

Gatorade up in that ass.

Snip

I am aware. I do however, enjoy it because it tastes like the tears of children.

You can taste things you drink with your ass?

Why would you use Capri-Sun as an enema?

No, he was implying that the Gatorade would be used as an enema, because you said Gatorade UP IN THAT ASS. Which makes much more sense...

OT: I'll agree with everyone that said those things didn't have anywhere near enough juice.

 

[elhacko1]

ALL HAIL CAPRI-SUN. SACRIFICE THE CHILDREN IN IT'S HONOUR

 

[SodaDew]

I love them, but like everyone else there's is not enough in one pouch. They need to make like a giant pack or something.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Drinking them makes me feel like an astronaut.

They taste a bit too processed though.

 

[snekadid]

I don't drink it. I don't like the pouch or straw, I don't like sweet things and even if I did, I'm diabetic and if I'm going to put sugar into myself I'd rather it also have something useful in it, like vitamins..... or alcohol.

 

[GTwander]

Capri sun is amazing, but I can't stand the fact you only can get it in kid-sized pouches.
By the time my thirst is gone, so is the entire box of the fuckers.

 

[Sean Steele]

I drink whiskey lightly accented with motor oil and regret.

 

[Able Seacat]

I do like Capri-Sun. I remember when they did cola juice, it tasted like flat coke but it was nice.

 

[Souplex]

Drinking them makes me feel like an astronaut.

They taste a bit too processed though.

?
Astronauts drink Tang, not Capri-sun.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Drinking them makes me feel like an astronaut.

They taste a bit too processed though.

?
Astronauts drink Tang, not Capri-sun.

I meant the packaging. They eat from a squeezy sort of packaging don't they? A bit like Capri-sun.

 

[Ljs1121]

A kid in my eighth grade class brought whiskey to school in a Capri Sun packet once. How he managed to get it in there, I'll never know.

But yeah, Capri Sun is awesomesauce.

 

[Risingblade]

I liked them when I used to eat lunchables as a kid