All the other sites have armies, how come we don't?

[PsychicTaco115]

There's le reddit army, le 9gag army, 4chins, Anonymoose...

Damn it Escapist, we need our own army! To fight off things that may slightly gain our interest and run it into the ground!

As of this thread, I'm doing a recruitment drive for our brave men/women/other to die for the cause.

So yeah, vouch your allegiance to the Illuminapist and we'll get down to brass tacks

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[Fappy]

I already have my own army of cats. I don't need y'all!

 

[Colour Scientist]

We don't have armies?


Have you tried looking in our sleevies?

 

[Roxas1359]

Oh silly Taco, we once had an army you see. It was before your time, and it was glorious. With mods such as @Ultrajoe leading the way, all fearing his mighty hammer swing. None who broke the rules were safe, no matter how big or small their post count was, no matter how site famous the user was.
Then the Shitstorm of 2011 happen, and the army was decimated entirely. *salutes the fallen*

[sub][sub][sub]This hyperbole has some truth in it somewhere, you just have to find it from older members. [/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Euryalus]

The escapilluminati is a dumb name. I think we should name it the illuminapist. Much better and has no awkward words it could possibly rhyme with.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The escapilluminati is a dumb name. I think we should name it the illuminapist. Much better and has no awkward words it could possibly rhyme with.

This is why I leave you in charge of naming things

We don't have armies?


Have you tried looking in our sleevies?

 

[Sassafrass]

We don't have armies?


Have you tried looking in our sleevies?

OT: I agree, we all need an army. I elect myself as general, sending the peons to die for me while I sit in my plush chair and velvet smoking jacket a good 200 miles behind enemy lines.

Sounds good, right?

 

[shrekfan246]

Then the Shitstorm of 2011 happen, and the army was decimated entirely. *salutes the fallen*

Are we talking about the Ponywars here?

OT: I thought the Brovengers and Injustice Buddies were already armies.

Insomuch as small groups of superheroes and villains who cross-pollinate can be considered "armies", at least.

 

[Aerosteam]

We're too busy fighting each other. Brovengers, Injustice League and Pure Fun groups... why can't we be friends?

 

[Euryalus]

We're too busy fighting each other. Brovengers, Injustice League and Pure Fun groups... why can't we be friends?

Because the funners and their organized rainbow unicorn parties make us at the league sick from the sweetness of it all! There shall be no peace.

*throws tomato at*

 

[ZedOmega]

We don't have armies?


Have you tried looking in our sleevies?

*headdesks, laughing his ass off*

God bless and keep you, I needed that laugh.

But yeah, no. No armies. There'd be too much infighting about who designs the uniforms.