Alleged Con Man Blows Cash On Thousand Dollar Evony Addiction

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Muspelheim

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So am I, comrade Agent. So am I.

If he had spent the corresponding amount on booze, women and fine dining, it'd at least have stimulated the local economy a bit, but I dread to think where exactly the Evonymoney goes.
 

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Floppertje said:
BigTuk said:
So er... how does a guy like that trick someone out of a few hundred thousand dollars. Seriously I know people are daft but come on, heard the phrase 'too good to be true?'

650% Return....be serious. No seriously. be serious.. if someone comes with a deal *that* good that should set off alarms like muslim reciting the quaran in an airport terminal.
Wow, that's not racist at all...
Islam is not a race.

Back on topic though, thousands of dollars on Evony? He could have at least picked a better game... I wonder if the FBI agent tried it to see what the fuss was about.
 

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BigTuk said:
Floppertje said:
BigTuk said:
So er... how does a guy like that trick someone out of a few hundred thousand dollars. Seriously I know people are daft but come on, heard the phrase 'too good to be true?'

650% Return....be serious. No seriously. be serious.. if someone comes with a deal *that* good that should set off alarms like muslim reciting the quaran in an airport terminal.
Wow, that's not racist at all...
No it's pretty factual from what I hear. If you look vaguely muslim in the US and start quoting the quaran in an airport you will become very familiar with rubber gloves. You're also likely going to be walking to where ever you were planning on flying to.
SHOULD is the operative word here. Someone reciting the quaran SHOULD set of no more alarms than someone reciting a bible.

Isra said:
Islam is not a race.
Fine, it's discrimanatory. Either way it's not cool.
 

Reincarnatedwolfgod

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Evony still exist...
I guess the tactic of misleading clickbait boob and skimpy women ads actually is working for them pretty well.
that actually working is quite sad.
 

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"As a middle-aged, admittedly square, FBI Special Agent who doesn't play video games, I was understandably perplexed when, during the 'follow the money' analysis, I kept seeing payments being made to something I'd never heard of called Evony," says Simon. "I was ... puzzled how anyone could possibly spend thousands of dollars on a video game. I wasn't being judgmental about the societal value of gaming. I was just dumbfounded that any video game could possibly cost that much."

Jesus, that quote was amazing.

In any case, I'm glad they caught the guy but, seriously, how in the hell does someone spend thousands on a game and not start to feel at least a little bit like shit. The number of things this dude could've done with that stolen money and he pisses it away on Evony.
 

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Mega Messiah said:
"As a middle-aged, admittedly square, FBI Special Agent who doesn't play video games, I was understandably perplexed when, during the 'follow the money' analysis, I kept seeing payments being made to something I'd never heard of called Evony," says Simon. "I was ... puzzled how anyone could possibly spend thousands of dollars on a video game. I wasn't being judgmental about the societal value of gaming. I was just dumbfounded that any video game could possibly cost that much."

Jesus, that quote was amazing.

In any case, I'm glad they caught the guy but, seriously, how in the hell does someone spend thousands on a game and not start to feel at least a little bit like shit. The number of things this dude could've done with that stolen money and he pisses it away on Evony.
It does raise the old question: if you're the only sane man in an insane world, is it in fact you who is insane?

If I was a complete sociopath, do you know what I'd do? Set up an online "bingo" site in the Caymans somewhere. At least there are laws regulating how much money slot machines in casinos pay out.
 

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TheMadDoctorsCat said:
Mega Messiah said:
"As a middle-aged, admittedly square, FBI Special Agent who doesn't play video games, I was understandably perplexed when, during the 'follow the money' analysis, I kept seeing payments being made to something I'd never heard of called Evony," says Simon. "I was ... puzzled how anyone could possibly spend thousands of dollars on a video game. I wasn't being judgmental about the societal value of gaming. I was just dumbfounded that any video game could possibly cost that much."

Jesus, that quote was amazing.

In any case, I'm glad they caught the guy but, seriously, how in the hell does someone spend thousands on a game and not start to feel at least a little bit like shit. The number of things this dude could've done with that stolen money and he pisses it away on Evony.
It does raise the old question: if you're the only sane man in an insane world, is it in fact you who is insane?

If I was a complete sociopath, do you know what I'd do? Set up an online "bingo" site in the Caymans somewhere. At least there are laws regulating how much money slot machines in casinos pay out.
And here I'd do something like jet ski skydiving.

They're usually pretty persistent catching people when it comes to wire fraud. It can be a bit slow sometimes, but they usually inevitably end up caught. May as well do something you'll never be able to do otherwise with that cash.
 

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Must be a poor Con-man is he gets tricked by the Evony makers.
Wait... Evony still exists?
 

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Wow, is Evony even an actual game? I thought if I clicked an ad it would just take me to a gallery of photos of attractive women and make me pay by credit card to view the next one.

Honestly though, I am a bit dumbfounded myself as to how one spends thousands of dollars in F2P transactions. In Warframe or TF2 or something like that you would be set for life well before a thousand dollars. But no doubt Evony has some sort of ridiculously overpriced option for these people.
 

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Exterminas said:
I like the way how that FBI-Man qualified his statements. Makes him sound competent to me.
Agreed, it was good to see someone who isn't into games nor knows much about them have a rational view of what he's discovered. Defiantly an unusual amount of money spent on the game, I'd never spend anything like that myself.
 

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BigTuk said:
Strazdas said:
BigTuk said:
650% Return....be serious. No seriously. be serious.. if someone comes with a deal *that* good that should set off alarms like muslim reciting the quaran in an airport terminal.
well, the fast credit firms do get 650% returns out of suckers that borrow money from them.
in fact jsut last year a law passed that their loan rate cannot legally go above 1500% and quite a few had to cut it down to comply. 1500% loan rate. and people use them.
Yeah but loans are risks. as in They're only worth something if the borrower actually you know, pays back.
In theory, yes. in practice, some loads are lost, some are insured, some are extorted back. while the quick loan with this percentage usually dont have this, the regular bank loans are insured to the point where if you fail to pay back they actually get more out of it.

Ninmecu said:
That's why I find the "Science of Economics" so god damned funny. Unlike other fields of science which develop more complex theories and methodologies to analyze things they couldn't have imagined without the more advanced theories developed, the economics field creates complexity simply to hide from common knowledge how certain things work. Watch a few interviews where people ask how certain aspects of the financial market work, they either dodge the question entirely or simply laugh it off and try and change the subject. It's lamentable to me that we still rely on Fractal Reserve Banking. But that's a whole other issue.
I dont know how much of a "Scientist" you would consdier me, but i got a bachelors in economics with masters in accounting, so i experienced the "Science" for many years. I would like to disagree with that completely. In fact ALL our current economic models are simplified to be understood more easily in comparison to more complex reality, which often lead to not precise prognosis of course. the problem is that the real life market invents new tricks to avoid being caught in simplified models, hence we can sometimes be blind to coming problems (our models are too simple). another problem, that is HUGE, is that economics "Science" is extremely politicized. you could prove with facts that raising tax X would be beneficial in the long run, but the guy wants to be reelected in 6 months and wont do it.
financial market is a cancer of economy really. the speculation part of it is anyway. its made there for sole purpose to make money out of nothing and runs on hearsay more than anything else. its hard to explain how it works in practice is because its hard to explain humans. thats like trying to explain human psychology without getting into terminology - wont happen. I do agree that a lot of "public people" dodge questions about it, for what i can only assume is their personal motivation. there is also a lot more inner disagreement here. to pick a popular example, whole economy community is basically split into Smithsonian and Keynesian economy view of life, and thants to piliticizing it goes as far as "your dumb to believe that when i believe another" almost to the level of people who use "liberal" as an insult. see, the problem with economy is that unlike, say, physics, its changing all the time and inventing new things, whereas physics are mostly static. yes there are brekathroughs, but its not like somone is going to invent a imaginarry product that will disable gravity at will in a year. on the other hand they managed to invent a nonexisting product that caused the crysis of 2008 within couple years.

tl;dr do not underestimate science of economy.

Isra said:
Floppertje said:
Wow, that's not racist at all...
Islam is not a race.
Ironically, racism isnt all about race. Legally, the term "racial discrimination" shall mean any distinction, exclusion, restriction, or preference based on race, colour, descent, or national or ethnic origin that has the purpose or effect of nullifying or impairing the recognition, enjoyment or exercise, on an equal footing, of human rights and fundamental freedoms in the political, economic, social, cultural or any other field of public life.{source} [http://www.hri.org/docs/ICERD66.html]
 

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You can add me to the "Wait, Evony is still a thing that exists?!" Crowd

Karloff said:
"-I was just dumbfounded that any video game could possibly cost that much."
2 words and a number for you.


WHY?!
 

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Strazdas said:
BigTuk said:
650% Return....be serious. No seriously. be serious.. if someone comes with a deal *that* good that should set off alarms like muslim reciting the quaran in an airport terminal.
well, the fast credit firms do get 650% returns out of suckers that borrow money from them.
in fact jsut last year a law passed that their loan rate cannot legally go above 1500% and quite a few had to cut it down to comply. 1500% loan rate. and people use them.
They might have a 1500% interest rate, but that doesn't mean they actually make that much. They are expensive short term solutions, but if you pay within a week or two, you'll not be paying huge sums more than what you got out.
 

Strazdas

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razer17 said:
Strazdas said:
BigTuk said:
650% Return....be serious. No seriously. be serious.. if someone comes with a deal *that* good that should set off alarms like muslim reciting the quaran in an airport terminal.
well, the fast credit firms do get 650% returns out of suckers that borrow money from them.
in fact jsut last year a law passed that their loan rate cannot legally go above 1500% and quite a few had to cut it down to comply. 1500% loan rate. and people use them.
They might have a 1500% interest rate, but that doesn't mean they actually make that much. They are expensive short term solutions, but if you pay within a week or two, you'll not be paying huge sums more than what you got out.
I am well aware of that. i was merely pointing out that there are actually legitimate businesses with huge interest rates and that alone is not a giveaway of a fraud.
 

FalloutJack

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Okay, so the REAL headline is 'Idiot-Savant Cons Money, Then Squanders It Foolishly'. Right, gotcha. Thank you.

Honestly, is there something in the air? Even the bad guys are dumb in this world!
 

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Strazdas said:
I dont know how much of a "Scientist" you would consdier me, but i got a bachelors in economics with masters in accounting, so i experienced the "Science" for many years. I would like to disagree with that completely. In fact ALL our current economic models are simplified to be understood more easily in comparison to more complex reality, which often lead to not precise prognosis of course. the problem is that the real life market invents new tricks to avoid being caught in simplified models, hence we can sometimes be blind to coming problems (our models are too simple). another problem, that is HUGE, is that economics "Science" is extremely politicized. you could prove with facts that raising tax X would be beneficial in the long run, but the guy wants to be reelected in 6 months and wont do it.
financial market is a cancer of economy really. the speculation part of it is anyway. its made there for sole purpose to make money out of nothing and runs on hearsay more than anything else. its hard to explain how it works in practice is because its hard to explain humans. thats like trying to explain human psychology without getting into terminology - wont happen. I do agree that a lot of "public people" dodge questions about it, for what i can only assume is their personal motivation. there is also a lot more inner disagreement here. to pick a popular example, whole economy community is basically split into Smithsonian and Keynesian economy view of life, and thants to piliticizing it goes as far as "your dumb to believe that when i believe another" almost to the level of people who use "liberal" as an insult. see, the problem with economy is that unlike, say, physics, its changing all the time and inventing new things, whereas physics are mostly static. yes there are brekathroughs, but its not like somone is going to invent a imaginarry product that will disable gravity at will in a year. on the other hand they managed to invent a nonexisting product that caused the crysis of 2008 within couple years.

tl;dr do not underestimate science of economy.
I will openly and freely admit I'm somewhat embittered regarding the general state of affairs regarding economics. I know how politicized it is and it infuriates me that very few of us(By us I mean humans as a whole, our politicians, our individual minds, our entire species as a whole.) can look at things in the long term.(And I don't regard 10 years as long term.) I'll also admit that the speculator market is equally to blame for a lot of our current situations, they've discovered a means to create gold from worthless materials that we put our faith in. I'm also inclined to apologize if it seemed as though I was attacking the entirety of the field. I'm mostly embittered by the use of Fractal Reserve Banking, the speculator market actually being deregulated and allowed to run rampant, the fact that the entire financial sector exists in it's own imaginary bubble and the fact that we, as a planet, can literally NEVER repay the debt(s) that exist because the way lending is currently set up they create money out of nothing. I'd go more in depth but we'd end up with like a 20 page comment of a forum post, and nobody wants to read all that lol.

Edit: God damn that was a ***** to edit first thing in the morning.

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Aeshi said:
You can add me to the "Wait, Evony is still a thing that exists?!" Crowd

Karloff said:
"-I was just dumbfounded that any video game could possibly cost that much."
2 words and a number for you.


WHY?!
What in the actual fuck, that is hilarious, I'm so keeping that for future reference.