Allow me to introduce myself....

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I signed up for the Pennant Race, mistaking it for the Penance Race. Boy do I feel dippit.

Half bulldog half Poodle

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and my school's mascot is half bulldog half poodle.

Stone tree

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and someone once tried to bet that I couldn't eat a whole stone tree.

Hospital

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and that hospital, the one with the outbreak in it, it wasn't my fault... I'm sorry all those patients died screaming... but it wasn't my fault.
Does screaming in your sleep mean something is bothering you?
Rage

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and I am filled with Rage!!! This fucking cake is boring, THROW IT ON THE GROUND!

Cake.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, and that cake... It's missing an effigy of a knife fight on top.

Creepy People shuffling around in your yard

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I have a plan to get rid of those creepy people shuffling around on my lawn.

the great potato wars

 

[Winter_Decay]

I am Winter_Decay and I lost my Olfactory nerve in the Great potato wars.....

Murky Dismal's Mom comes for a visit

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and who's mom?

Shot in the dark

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*cough* I'm Morsomk and I got shot in the dark. I'm bleeding and I need help!

Asterisk

 

[Neuromancer]

'Tis I, Neuromancer, and I am *known* for my liberal use of Asterisks.

Fundamentalism.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Hello, I'm Kitsune Hunter and ALL NON-BELIEVERS SHALL DIE!

Magic

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi there. My name is Redlin5 and one of my pet peeves is fundamentalism.

Reloading.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and I reload my weapons between each combat encounter using magic. Because why not.

Punching a horse in the face.

 

[Winter_Decay]

My Name is Winter_Decay and I was arrested last Thanksgiving for punching a horse in the face ....

A-Team

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

My name is Morsomk and I thought the A-Team movie was alright.

Backscratcha

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I see your backscratcha and raise you one buttscratcha.

pudding rockets

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks, and I am the proud inventor of Pudding Rockets[sup]TM[/sup].

Trademarks

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and trademarks be dammed! I've got Coke tattooed to my forehead.

Sensible shoes

 

[Fijiman]

I, Fijiman, declare that sensible shoes are stupid, even if they are comfy.

banana disk shooter.