Allow me to introduce myself....

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I'm such a badass that I don't even need a trip hazard to fall over.

High school orchestra.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and Teoes is a trip hazard.

lots of candy

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I'm trying to cut down on lots of candy. Can't stay as slim as I used to.

Ninja mode ACTIVATE

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and... wait... is that assignment due tomorrow? Ninja mode ACTIVATE!

High school orchestra [sub](since Fijiman somehow got ninja'd by me 34 minutes after I posted)[/sub]

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and even if I had been part of the High School orchestra, I still wouldn't have stuck a flute in my pussy. [sub]Oh GOG, I just referenced American Pie! Kill me now and cleanse the corpse with fire and salt.[/sub]

The wrong use for a banana

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and eating bananas is incorrect. They should only be used for scale or to trip humans.

strange injury.

 

[Fijiman]

[sub](since Fijiman somehow got ninja'd by me 34 minutes after I posted)[/sub]

What?! Bullshit! why I otta'*looks* ...Well shit, the hell did that happen?

OT: I'm Fijiman and I have no strange injuries that I'm aware of.

the miracle of duck tape

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and thanks to the miracle of duck tape, I have functioning bowels once again. Just, please, don't ask me to go swimming.

Splits

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi, I'm Redlin and I know better than to attempt the splits.

Cookie Monster.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and who didn't love Cookie Monster?

fish fondu

 

[Wackymon]

My name is Wackymon- And before you ask, No, I have never tried Fish Fondu, and have no desire to try it out. Don't ask, it's a very, very odd story.

[B]D[SMALL]EATH[/SMALL][/B]

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

My name is Morsomk and I have seen DEATH! He is right next to me, eating biscuits and complaining about the weather being horrible.

Kropp

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and who/ what is kropp?

Doom-flavored donuts

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and doom-flavored donuts are an important part of a balanced breakfast.

That unassuming man in the corner

 

[StormShaun]

I am StormShaun, the guy who is outside you house wearing a mask.
... I am also the person who forgot Halloween ended a few days ago.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hello. I'm Redlin5 and today I am 22 years old.

Remembering the format.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and despite my absence I have no trouble remembering the format.

*walks off*

Oh.. right! Sorry.

Beefcake.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I could go for some food, like a Beefcake.

Pokemon.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I have so far resisted any temptation to buy into the latest generation of Porkymans.

Cornish pasty.