Allow me to introduce myself....

[username sucks]

My username sucks and one of my least favorite people is named Garrett.

Hollowed-out rocks

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I often find that hollowed out rocks in games tend to have nothing in them and when they do it is either quest related or sucks.

smelly farts

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi there, I'm Redlin5 and abhor your smelly farts.

Gaming tattoos.

 

[sky14kemea]

Hey I'm sky14kemea and I think gaming tattoos are neato.

Glitter!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hey, I'm Redlin5 and I know a guy who always has glitter on his face!

Banhammering.

 

[Barbas]

Hey, I'm Barbas and I've seen some shit...and that shit involved banhammering.

Shrooms.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I always eat the red shrooms. They make me giant!

look at the time

 

[Padwolf]

Greetings, I'm Padwolf. Look at the time! It's time to fly away on my magic carpet.

Magic.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hai, I'm PsychicTaco115 and I will make you disappear from this room! *sets it on fire*

Hookers

 

[Barbas]

My name is Barbas and my favourite rugby players are the hookers.

Neutrality.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and I like the following song.

banana tennis

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I'm Kitsune Hunter and I'm so alternative that I play tennis with bananas instead of balls

Smoke

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I enjoy the smell of smoke when I'm burning corpses.

Pupkins.

 

[Artina89]

My name is Artina, and I really like pumpkin seeds toasted.

Thorium

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I smelted down some Norse gods to create Thorium!

Sleepy

 

[Artina89]

I'm Artina and I am sleepy after a hard days work.

Placebo

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I can overcome bullet wounds using the placebo effect!

Alone.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and sometimes I feel as though I might as well be playing games alone.

super cannons

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi, I'm Redlin5 and I am putting super cannons on my Hornet.

Distraction.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Hi, I'm Fred, and that person's profile page could probably induce seizures in the elderly.

Paper cuts.