Allow me to introduce myself....

[Nouw]

Hello I'm Nouw and I proudly own an Asuka pillow.

BFG

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and I don't care about what that is right now.

week old mustard stain

 

[LynxParadox]

Hi, I'm LynxParadox I believe we may have met last week though...

Tumbleweed

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am Dr.Susse the funniest person on this site! *Tumbleweed rolls by*
Ok A person on this site then.

Empty bottle.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't go around collecting empty bottles.

a jack

 

[thesilentman]

Hello I'm Silent, and I've had a habit of throwing empty bottles into the ocean out of boredom knowing many Jacks.

M. Night Shyamalan.

 

[Dr.Susse]

G'day I was dead all along! What a twist.

Failed telephone company.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I have never owned a phone company, failed or otherwise.

toothpaste snadwich

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm Meta and I don't enjoy toothpaste snadwiches. Toothpaste sandwiches however....nope still don't like them.

Pokemon.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't think Pokemon is as cool as it used to be.

*insert long, confusing, scientific word(s) here*

 

[Nouw]

What up, I'm Nouw! I suffer from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Hell.

 

[thesilentman]

Hello! I've been trying at hell for a week now, AND IT'S FUCKING DIFFICULT.

Puzzles.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I like puzzles, though I've not been able to put one together in some time.

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Fijiman and I like puzzles, though I've not been able to put one together in some time.

BAD FIJI. AND YOU SAY I'M AT FAULT. T.T

Hello, I think that certain "people" *cough*Microsoft*cough* are asses.

Free stuff.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I am Meta, and generally I'll eye free stuff with suspicion because no-one REALLY gives things away for free.

Skepticism.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I like puzzles, though I've not been able to put one together in some time.

BAD FIJI. AND YOU SAY I'M AT FAULT. T.T

Hello, I think that certain "people" *cough*Microsoft*cough* are asses.

Free stuff.

Shut up, I had just woken up. >_<

OT: They call me Fijiman and I sometime show skepticism.

Wooden pants

 

[Euryalus]

I'm toad, and wooden pants are uncomfortable to wear.

A foul-mouthed teenage alcoholic dinosaur with a penchant for random acts of violence.

 

[thesilentman]

Silent? I believe that they used to call me that, a long long time ago, back when I tamed a foul-mouthed teenage alcoholic dinosaur dinosaur with a penchant for violence.

Nationalism.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't show excessive amounts of nationalism.

...

 

[Euryalus]

...

Holy screeching tires batman.