Allow me to introduce myself....

[SilkySkyKitten]

I am Skywolf, and kittens are my favorite adorable creatures on the Citadel a surefire way to turn me into a babbling idiot due to cuteness.

Tigers

 

[Dead Seerius]

I am 'Smoke and I prefer riding a tiger to my destinations. Cars are overrated.

Landfill

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, the resident suit of armor from a landfill near you!

Rain.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I live in an area that got rain today.

unnecessary gurgling

 

[Nouw]

*unnecessary gurgling*Hello I'm Nouw, your friendly forum alcoholic.*unnecessary gurgling.*

Mouses.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I know that mouses is supposed to be mice.

very uncool

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

I'm Pohaturon, the very personification of the opposite of very uncool.

Quantum Physics.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I just beat portal 2 again today.

bullshit

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, and I'm here to inform you why that statement is full of bullshit.

Eunuchs.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm Meta, and I have absolutely no clue what in the world Eunuchs is and/or means.

Buddhism.

 

[Euryalus]

Hello I'm T0ad 0f Truth, and I am not as familiar with Buddhist philosophy as I am with others.

Forum games

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello, I am Neronium and I've been here in Forum Games for many years now.

Fan service.

 

[Nouw]

Hello I'm Nouw, and I promise more fan-service next time!

Religion&Politics.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I do not go into the R&P section.

wombats

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello I'm Neronium, and you will fear my army of wombats.

Wrench

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman, not Ratchet.

bon voyage

 

[thesilentman]

Hello, I'm Silent. Bon voyage, and enjoy your time in prison!

Batman.

 

[Fijiman]

Batman is cool, say me, Fijiman.

ICBPM

 

[thesilentman]

Hello I'm Silent, and I see your heart beating several times per minute.

 

[Fijiman]

Hello I'm Silent, and I see your heart beating several times per minute.

Actually it stands for Inter-Continental Ballistic Pie Missile, but that will work. And you forgot to give me a subject. In your own thread. Bad Silent.

Silent failed