Allow me to introduce myself....

[Fijiman]

Blah blah, blahblah blah [small][sub][sup]Fijiman Fijiman Fijiman[/sup][/sub][/small] blah blah halb blahdity indifference blah.

soup

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, and the only soup I drink is boiling water.

Red Buttons

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm Dr.Susse and I approve of the red button so much that I wish it was permanent.

Regret.

 

[sylekage]

I'm SyleKage, and I regret doing this, kind of.

pump

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dear god there flooding in. You Soldier! I'm Dr.Susse the captain I need you to go down to the pump room and shut that gate.

Broken tooth.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I'm Porygon-2000, and I've embedded a broken tooth into my car door.

Hammer

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter, and the other monks call me Hammer.

Fable.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, and something Fable something, Peter Molyneux is a liar.

STALKER

 

[Headsprouter]

I am Headsprouter, and emission, incoming!

Comics.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I read too many webcomics.

Bees

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and I'm a Beekeeper.

Strange noises followed by screaming.

 

[thesilentman]

Did you hear something? NOPE. You're talking to Silent after all... >

Sniper.

 

[Goofguy]

I'm Goofguy and I'm watching you from afar because I'm a sniper.

Outer space

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, Wheatley's everlasting partner in SSPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! =D

Out of this world!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I am not very out of this world.

lizard people

 

[Headsprouter]

I am Headsprouter, and I like lizard people when not just "the evil reptiles".

Genes.

 

[thesilentman]

Jeans. Oh you mean genes. And no, my ancestors and I, Silent, never had genes for a suit of armor.

Teleportation.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and teleportation would be cool.

barnacles

 

[kailus13]

I'm the SS kailus, and my bottom is encrusted with barnacles.

Squid

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi, I'm Redlin5 and what you just ate was really squid.

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