Allow me to introduce myself....

[Fijiman]

The Order of The Stick tried to replace me with a duplicate Fijiman, but they forgot that I can't do extreme sports.

the man on the pastry dish

 

[thesilentman]

The man on the pastry sheet is just another sign of Silent's multiple personality syndrome.

Falling into a sea of food.

 

[Dr.Susse]

After I ate through the meatballs sadly I ended up in the soup district. Hello I'm Jacob and I survived the sea of food.

A Tv embrace.

 

[thenageone]

after a long embrace with my girlfriend, i was suddenly thrown through into this world via a television. im thenageone, im either a fictional character come to life, or completely mad...

trapped in infinity

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hello, I'm Redlin5 and my mind is trapped in infinity.

Teddy Bear surgery.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and that was a weird video.

sdrawkcab tsop ruoy ekam t'noD

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm Meta, and I obey rules that are set out for me such as not making my post backwards.

Stupid like a fox.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin and when it comes to women I'm stupid like a fox.

No self confidence.

 

[thesilentman]

No self confidence is a myth around me, Silent.

Utopia.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Hi, I'm Nantucket and I am my own Utopia.

Condescending.

 

[thenageone]

condescending? no; im thenageone, you silly silly person

positron

 

[thesilentman]

... The hell is a positron? I, Silent, certainly am not one.

Spacepunk!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and spacepunk sounds kind of awesome.

fat people in video games.

 

[thenageone]

im thenageone and i believe that fat people in video games have been misrepresented for too damn long!

the trees

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm Neuro Wait wait wait wait WAIT! Why do you want to know who I am, eh? YOU'RE WITH THE TREES AREN'T YOU?

TIMBER!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and look out, I'm chopping down this tree. TIMBER!!

The cat's meow.

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Neuro Wait wait wait wait WAIT! Why do you want to know who I am, eh? YOU'RE WITH THE TREES AREN'T YOU?

TIMBER!

I USE A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE THAT I SHOOT OUT. I'M SIL- *is cut off*

[small]Yes, he's really fun to play as. :-D[/small]

OT- The cat's meow beckons me, Silent!

Bucharest. (I dunno, I just saw it on a map. x-D)

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm Neuro Wait wait wait wait WAIT! Why do you want to know who I am, eh? YOU'RE WITH THE TREES AREN'T YOU?

TIMBER!

[small]Yes, he's really fun to play as. :-D[/small]

In addition to the fun playstyle, he has the most amusing responses in the game.

OT: I'm Neuromancer, and I'm here to warn you not to confuse Bucharest with Budapest, lest you want to be torn down by angry Hungarians (Or Romanians, whichever gets you first)

Anarchy.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I think anarchy is ultimately unsustainable.

The ice cream mafia.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I swear that I'm not part of ice cream mafia.

Sies and llander