Allow me to introduce myself....

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and the rumours that I'm dyslexic are all sies and llander!

The eggman.

 

[thesilentman]

I'M THE EGGMAN *****. Er, Silent, I mean.

Juggernauts!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I know that it's fun to get a juggernaut in MW3.

FOR *insert something here*!

 

[Headsprouter]

I am Headsprouter, and I fight FOR TIMESPLITTERS!!!

Empty space.

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm Neuromancer, and what shall we do to fill the empty spaces where we used to talk?

Complete the wall.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I shall complete the wall.

Lobsters

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am known as Redlin5, destroyer of lobsters.

Wet paint.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I am Eevee, and I'm forever putting my hand on wet paint.

Bicarbonate of soda.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't really care about the above subject right now.

time for bed

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and it is time for bed. I'm ignoring it.

Boycotts.

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, who has admitted that while boycotts work, the people instigating them may be twats, so to say.

The Everglades.

 

[Fijiman]

Fijiman, who is me, has never been to the Everglades.

who are you are they are who

 

[JasonKaotic]

'Sup, I'm JasonKaotic, and what is when was what why is when is oh god where am I

Bread.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman. I am not bread.

I think I broke Jason

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I think Fijiman broke Jason. Not me.

Weevils.

 

[thenageone]

im thenageone and i always choose the lesser of two weevils.

box of biscuits

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and I wasn't the one who stuffed nage into a box of biscuits.

9" TV

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I like to play games on my 9" TV so that I feel like a giant.

Konami Code

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and one of my favourite songs contains the Konami Code sung in japanese.

Contra

 

[EeveeElectro]

Didn't mean to quote you. Sorry!

I'm Eevee and I've never played Contra because I'm a noob.

Frilly pink dresses.