Allow me to introduce myself....

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and most dishes are improved with garlic(the most delicious thing in existence.)

Soap

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman. I am not a stranger to soap.

super bugger

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I have no idea what fijiman means by super bugger. So I guess I will just EXPLODE IT!

cardboard box

 

[Fijiman]

I'm fijiman and I did not come in a cardboard box. I came in a tank.

gibberish

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter and UGGGRUUUGGHHHHOORRUUGHH.

memes.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and memes can be funny at times, but are mostly overused.

Gangnam Style

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I have no opinion either way about Gangnam Style.

Music

 

[Kae]

Apparently I'm Kaleion, and I enjoy listening to all kinds of music even though I can't play any instruments despite the fact I had 5 years of music classes with different instruments.

Pterodactyls

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and the courts have decreed that I must be a minimum of 100 feet from all Pterodactyls at all times. I cannot speak of my last trip to the museum of archaeology and prehistory.

Red ink.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm fijiman and that is red ink, not blood.

truthfulness

 

[Teoes]

I'm Fijiman and I'm always with the truthfulness.

Cornetto

 

[Neuromancer]

Greeting, I am Neuromancer and I am not fond of Cornetto.

Dark & Edgy

 

[kailus13]

I'm the goddamn kailus, and I'm dark and edgy.

Tribbles.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and what the hell is a tribble?

Robocop

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and so does Robocop

Broken glass

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I have broken glass before.

music

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I am cursed to dance and sing along to all music I hear.

Coffee

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and coffee sucks.

jokes

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and only one person laughs at my jokes. I'm sure you can guess who.

Edit(forgot to add something new): Forgetfulness

 

[kailus13]

My name is, uh... something, and what were we talking about again?

Ghosts