Alone in a room....

[Quellist]

Hmm, the object is an xbox attached to a 28' TV with left for dead 2 loaded. I throw him a joypad and we start kicking some zombie ass together.

Why would i want to hurt a kid i dont even know?

 

[Atheist.]

A contract promising he quits producing anything media related, and that he'll transfer all of his earnings to me when he turns old enough to actually manage them.

Until he signs it, sorry bro. You can't leave.

 

[JWRosser]

Sit there. In silence. Awkward silence.

 

[Nouw]

My I-Pod. That'll show him what he could achieve with time and effort. Well more time and effort to be technical.

A laptop, so I can listen to good music and play some games while I wait and to distract me from the unfortunate situation that I'm in.

Fixed it for 'ya

 

[Timmehexas]

A book would be nice, because I have nothing against the kid, its much like Jesus... it's his fan club I can't stand.

 

[Subbies]

An autograph, I want an autograph! For how much could I be able to sell it later?

 

[Reaper195]

Pfff, all these imaginative items.....I'd use my bare hands.

 

[IceStar100]

Door out like most why do I want to hurt him. Never harmed me in anyway.

 

[Womplord]

A box with a billion dollars inside.
It has nothing to do with Justin Bieber, but it would be a good object to have in my room

 

[blankedboy]

My Zune/charger/speaker setup. So I can fill his mind with Animals As Leaders till we both go insane.

Which is a bad thing, because Justin Bieber is the worst person to go insane in a room with.
Worst. Sex. Ever.

 

[WolfThomas]

360 and a tv plus couch. See if I can train the boy to kill Nazi Zombies.

 

[ookie37]

way to think outside the box!
(aimed at the guy who'd get a box with 1 billion dollars.)

 

[Laser Priest]

I have a glass of coffee and we have a casual conversation like civilized folk while I finish my beverage.

Because murder ain't classy.

 

[kayisking]

I have a glass of coffee and we have a casual conversation like civilized folk while I finish my beverage.

Because murder ain't classy.

A chainsaw.
What can I say, I'm not that classy.

 

[Zeema]

a Teleportation Device made for one

yeh im a bastard

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

A box with a billion dollars inside.
It has nothing to do with Justin Bieber, but it would be a good object to have in my room

Well played, sir. Well played.

OT: Object: Rusty screwdriver. What's next: Jam that screwdriver through his eardrums, so that he can finally understand what it's like to hear his music for the rest of us.

 

[Korak the Mad]

My diabolical portal gun. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW BIEBER?!?!?!?


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Yes. Yes. Yes.

Great idea.

I would just shoot the floor and ceiling. After doing that, I would just stand back and admire my handiwork, and probably start laughing maniacally. If he tries to get out of free-falling in the portals without help you'll hear a "THUD" and/or "SPLAT".

 

[evilstonermonkey]

Yeah, I can't stand his music but there are a lot people out there making horrible music. I don't exactly blame him for letting an excellent marketing strategy fill his pockets. A big part of his success is based on the fact that people like me are not a part of his target audience, so my not liking his music has no relevence whatsoever.

So I'll just punch him in the throat a couple of times and walk out with my shiny new Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (personally signed by Cave Johnson).

 

[FamoFunk]

A computer than had internet and Steam, he can just uh, sit there, and watch me play?

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

A webcam, so I can do a duet with him and stream it live to youtube.