Alpha, Beta, Omega -- why does the internet get this wrong?

[BlueMage]

"Nice guys" as Betas? Gimme a break. They are the run of the mill packmates, they are ordinary dudes. As for nerds, they don't count. They are out of the mating game except with other nerdy girls, or when good girls get tired to be to used by us bad boys and need to settle down with a chump that will treat them like princesses, and nerds tend to make more money and be even more desperate so they are the ideal targets.

I'm sensing bitterness.

 

[Laser Priest]

I doubt anyone cares enough for one thing.

Also, Omega sounds much more badass than beta.

 

[Leole]

Where's the option "I do not give a shit whether I'm Alpha or Omega or Theta or Lambda. I eat for breakfast, lunch AND dinner internets, and I have a girlfriend who is hot", I can't seem to find it.

I've always found funny the concept of "I fuck a lot of chicks, I'm more manly than you". Is not that I can't, is just that I don't give a rat's ass. I don't want meaningless sex countless times, I want a girlfriend, and that's what I got. Fucking hell.

For all I care, I can be Omega Minus 100. I am happy, the rest I can't be bothered to give a fuck.

 

[Leole]

I doubt anyone cares enough for one thing.

Also, Omega sounds much more badass than beta.

It has "Oh" and "Mega" on it. It could only be more badass if it was pronounced "Oh-me-gah-lasts-longer-in-bed"