Alright you nitwits, give me your best insults!

[FPLOON]

You're worse than Doug... Funnie!

 

[UltraDeth]

You can't blink and talk at the same time!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You're so old you fart dust.

 

[FPLOON]

You're more cancelled than The Critic!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

 

[UltraDeth]

Your onion deserves to be banned from time itself.

 

[FPLOON]

You can't even crop a harvest pic!

 

[UltraDeth]

You're too ugly to view porn.

 

[FPLOON]

You're so old, not even a reboot can jump-start you!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

 

[UltraDeth]

Dirty great monkey boy!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You couldn't win even if your opponent forfeited.

 

[UltraDeth]

Not even overly attached girlfriend would want to get close to you.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your opponent could not show up for 12 games and you would go 6-6.

 

[UltraDeth]

You couldn't figure out when the war of 1812 was!

 

[FPLOON]

You were dropped like a postal package!

 

[UltraDeth]

You are permanently stoned.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You could make even Oogway angry!

 

[FPLOON]

You're more knocked up than Knocked Up!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

YOu are higher than even Super High Me!