Alright you nitwits, give me your best insults!

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It takes you 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 

[UltraDeth]

There is more common sense in most diseases than your entire family.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I told you to act your age, and you died!

 

[UltraDeth]

Your hair refuses to be seen on your head!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You're so bald your head could be used to deflect laser blasts.

 

[UltraDeth]

You suck rancid Twinkies!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've done that before.

OT: You wasted good doctors time being born!

 

[Generalissimo]

you one eyed bomb lobbing cactus eating pot belly punk bloody fat jiggly wopping big fat back stabbing lard arm creepy spastic little bloody blind eye peasent little twitchy pickle headed rocket hopping punk potato hopping twin face filthy snot chewing mouse eating fan blowing brown nosing one upping gum sticking noisy stupid zombified vandalising hooligan mutant bastard!

 

[UltraDeth]

You're the worst entertainer since St Paul the Evangelist toured Palestine with his trampoline act!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

talking to you is a perfect cure for insomnia.

 

[UltraDeth]

I forgot which end the manure comes out of your body!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

If life were a joke, you'd be the punchline.

 

[UltraDeth]

You are the reason impregnation via sodomy is a terrible idea!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You cancelled firefly, discovered Justin Bieber, and made Harambe a meme!

 

[UltraDeth]

Mirrors crack when you enter the room the mirror is in!

 

[GodofDisaster]

You do realize people just tolerate you?

 

[UltraDeth]

Horny Japanophile.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

If stupidity was a crime, you would serving 10 consecutive life sentences!

 

[UltraDeth]

You were a punishment to your parents for mistakes they made in a past life!