Alternative Titles for "Final Fantasy" Games.

[Stalydan]

Final Fantasy 1: Chaos Crystal Cataclysm (or Garland Knocks You Down)
Final Fantasy 2: Rose Rebellion Redemption (or If You Couldn't Name Them, They're Gonna Die)
Final Fantasy 3: Justice Job Jubilee (or Holy Crap Is That Bahamut? I'm Like Two Hours Into This Game!)
Final Fantasy 4: Lunar Light Legend (or Seriously Kain? Stop Being a DICK)
Final Fantasy 5: Witness Worlds Wither (or *anything Gilgamesh says EVER*)
Final Fantasy 6: Ethereal Esper Enigma (or Enter the Moogle)
Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core. Ha. (or Dirge of Cerberus. Ha.)
Final Fantasy 8: Sorceress/SeeD Story (or GF Junction? What's Your Function!)
Final Fantasy 9: Twin Terrestre Tale (or The Race for Excalibur II)
Final Fantasy 10: Summoner's Sinning Spira (or Guys, We Should Really Make Time for Blitzball)
Final Fantasy 11: Hollow Hours to Haggardness (or I Just Spent 18 Hours Not Killing a Boss)
Final Fantasy 12: Scion Sky Sorties (or I Really Wish They'd Kept Basch as the Main Character)
Final Fantasy 13: Fantasy of Fal'cie: Finished! (or This Is The Prettiest Hallway of All Time)
Final Fantasy 14: Betabattle Belligerence (or Is Anyone Still Playing This?)


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[genericusername64]

7 could be Meteor, and 13 could be called "The Black Sheep"

 

[Swedmarine]

The Neverending Story

(I have never played any of the games, but from what I can gather off of the titles they shouldn't be reaching the sequel numbers they are)

 

[Silenttalker22]

70 Hours of Free Time Fantasy

But seriously... um.. dunno. I don't get paid to think of this stuff!

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Howabout "Neverending Fantasy?"

...Too obvious?