Am I dooming my future children?

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Foxblade618

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Another thread has brought up the issue of parents giving their children easily taunt-able and generally goofy names. My question to you all is this: am I dooming my children to the same fate by giving them uncommon names (Daughter: Lyra; Son: Maes - - yes, my wife and I are super nerds)

Also; any of you giving/or gave your children unique names?


EDIT: Maes is pronounced Mays
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Still way too young and foolish to be a father. However, I don't want a John or Bill as my son. I want something unique, yes, but not easily tauntable. I don't see how Lyra will be ridiculed. Maes? I dunno, kids can be creative with their insulting...
 

Big Cat

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I don't think so I have a uncommon name and I have never been made fun of because of my name.
 

Fwee

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I had a dream that I had just been presented my newborn child and named him Creator, and for some reason no one has been able to convince me that it's a bad idea for a name.
 

MorgulMan

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Even if I thought you were, I'd be the pot calling the kettle black. All of my children have names from fantasy novels. Only one of them is remotely normal, with another one probably passing for normal as an uncommon surname.
 

Foxblade618

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
Foxblade618 said:
Another thread has brought up the issue of parents giving their children easily taunt-able and generally goofy names. My question to you all is this: am I dooming my children to the same fate by giving them uncommon names (Daughter: Lyra; Son: Maes - - yes, my wife and I are super nerds)

Also; any of you giving/or gave your children unique names?
I'm a huge geek and I don't get the refrences. As for my children, I will be naming them Axle and Tracker.
Ok, fair enough, I guess they're not that weird...though our dog is named Tahiri and our cat is named River.
 

geK0

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I'm naming my future child

Dick Willy Johnson

regardless of gender.
 

HumpinHop

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Probably not. Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda, so Maes isn't horrific by comparison.

I plan to name my son after Deathwing, so in class he can say, "My name is Neltharion and MY HATRED BURNS THROUGH THE CAVERNOUS DEEPS"
 

Jodah

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Not the worst names I have heard. The girl name is kinda neat, in fact. The boy name is kinda...weird though.
 

Foxblade618

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HumpinHop said:
Probably not. Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda, so Maes isn't horrific by comparison.

I plan to name my son after Deathwing, so in class he can say, "My name is Neltharion and MY HATRED BURNS THROUGH THE CAVERNOUS DEEPS"
Ahh...but I am also not Robin Williams and do not have that magnificent beard to back up my madnesses
 
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Lyra isn't that bad of a name. I actually went to school with a girl with the same name. So yeah, it's fine.

Maes though... while I can appreciate where it comes from, I think the kid will be made fun of for it quite a bit.

As for my kids... well I still need to get to the point where I want kids. Not to mention I'm horrible with thinking of names...
 

Cain_Zeros

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Those aren't that bad. I mean, if you look at the names in the thread that inspired this one (even the ones that aren't penis jokes waiting to happen), I think you'll feel a lot better about your choices.
 

HumpinHop

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*lightbulb*

Just have his friends call him Mason, it isn't a stretch and Mason is a burly lumberjack/blacksmith name.
 

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
I'm a huge geek and I don't get the refrences. As for my children, I will be naming them Axle and Tracker.
I'm pretty sure it's from Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy, adapted into the feature picture The Golden Compass. I don't think it's particularly strange.

Maes will probably invite a fair amount of confusion over pronunciation, whereas Lyra is rather straightforward.
 

JezebelinHell

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I doubt your daughter will get a lot of teasing because I think it is more acceptable for a girl to have an unusual name, there is limits to this, I am sure. My name was always mispronounced as a boys name and I never got teased about it. Although my mom would have been quite happy with everyone calling me Stevie, it never stuck.

If the boys name is mispronounced as being girlie you may have an issue with that. Especially at the beginning of every school year when the teachers inevitably get it wrong. No matter how simple you think it is, expect it to get screwed up, in front of everyone.

My daughter's middle name is Aeryn. As in Officer Aeryn Sun from Farscape. I have explained it to her and watched some episodes with her. At 6 she has no issues with it but who knows if that will change. I hope she is just as nerdy and maybe a little proud of it at some point. She loves dinosaurs and is seriously into gaming so I am thinking she may thank me for it at some point.
 

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The way I see it, it doesn't matter if you named them after something nerdy like a video game character, as long as:

a) It's reasonable (so no 'Sephiroth' or 'Master Chiefs')
b) It can't easily be turned into a humiliating nickname (e.g. Lester the Molester)
c) It's a decent character. Name them after someone who's cool, or at least likeable.

Lyra is fine; Maes is a little strange, but not, I think, enough to warrant concern. A little strange is good.