Am I the Only Person who Hates Edward Cullen?

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Mr0llivand3r

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Seriously.

It's like everywhere you look there's jargon about how Edward Cullen is "like, soooooo dreamy, and, like, sooooooooooo sexy." I read the book before the film came out to see what people were so excited about. The story was barely tolerable before the film.

FUCK Twilight.

Sorry to burst your bubble ladies, but vampires aren't real. and if they were real i'm sure they would prefer to rape and kill you instead of doing what Edward Cullen would do which is save you from his girly-boy vampires and wear make-up like the pansy he is.

no offense to the actor, because he does a great job with ACTING and i give him all the respect in the world for being cast in such a coveted role.

but shut up about Edward Cullen and his "super-sexy eyes" and "totally hot vampire-ness" you pathetic prepubescent adolescent fangirls.


so please tell me that i'm not the only person who is sick of this Twilight bullshit.

and please, if you disagree with me, reply to this thread with a long drawn out essay about how Twilight is well written and the film was well made and then tell me how i'm just jealous that i'm not a vampire like Edward Cullen as your eyes glisten with hopeful longing for a fictional romance character. because then that would only validate your pointless embarrassing existence.
 

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Actually, you're a bit late to the party. (EDIT: And so am I, it seems. Ninja'd again!) There's been a few threads hating on Twilight, but they seem to have faded into obscurity.
 

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Ya and I just hate Twilight all together. A fuck load of girls at my school were reading the books, finished them. Then when the movie came out, another fuck load of girls started reading them, and the ones that finished the books already read them again.

It really pisses me off that bad ass vampires were never as cool as these homo-licious let's stop a car with my hand and no one will notice tards.
 

Mr0llivand3r

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goddamn THANK YOU.

ive missed the other threads and i just needed proof that im not the only sane person left on this earth
 

xitel

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But... but... he twinkles in the sunlight! Seriously, the man's cheekbones look like they could cut glass.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Gods, no. I absolutely despise Twilight, mostly because it's completely trashed the image of vampires. Also, because it's droves of ravenous fangirls have completely decimated RP forums.
 

Lord Beautiful

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mydogisblue said:
No, no you are not the only one who hates Edward Cullen, far from it in fact.
Indeed.
I swear, the next time I hear someone say how dreamy Edward is, I'll respond with numerous much more badass and sexy vampires, i.e. Blade, Vampire Hunter D, and Alucard. Twilight is to literature what crabs is to STDs: there's worse to be sure, but it's still a pain in the groin (if you're a guy).
 

Mr0llivand3r

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xitel said:
But... but... he twinkles in the sunlight! Seriously, the man's cheekbones look like they could cut glass.
yeah. i'm a dude and even i would admit that the actor is handsome, i dont put it past him.
but vampires arent supposed to be drop-dead gorgeous. they're supposed to scare us, not make us fall madly in love with them
 

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lol. We have quite the Twilight following at my school. I was very interested...vampires.check.plot.check.gory badassness as jugular veins are misplaced in epic detail.epic fail...

Rule number one of cool vampires...Jugular vein=tube of delicious goo...
 

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flare09 said:
Ya and I just hate Twilight all together. A fuck load of girls at my school were reading the books, finished them. Then when the movie came out, another fuck load of girls started reading them, and the ones that finished the books already read them again.

It really pisses me off that bad ass vampires were never as cool as these homo-licious let's stop a car with my hand and no one will notice tards.
At least twilight is spreading literacy among today's youth.
 

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THANK GOD, other people on earth are sane, i thought with twilight and the popularity of Jim Carrey, everyone on earth was to quote Yahtzee "Backshit Bonkers" (did i spell that right,i could have heard wrong), why the hell do people think is so original, its basically vampire knight, or like three hundred other mangas, it has about as much originality as the second batman movie ( which i think sucked more than a hooker with a vacuum cleaner, cept for the joker, JOKER PWNS) and about as realistic as transformers. w t f makes this shit so popular, is everyone on earth really that retarded, no wonder we in such a mess.
 

Lord Beautiful

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Mr0llivand3r said:
xitel said:
But... but... he twinkles in the sunlight! Seriously, the man's cheekbones look like they could cut glass.
yeah. i'm a dude and even i would admit that the actor is handsome, i dont put it past him.
but vampires arent supposed to be drop-dead gorgeous. they're supposed to scare us, not make us fall madly in love with them
I'm not so certain of that. Numerous vampyric mythologies describe vampires as unnaturally seductive and charming.

EDIT: By the way, here's something funny for you all, fellow Escapists:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473402
 

flare09

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handofpwn said:
flare09 said:
Ya and I just hate Twilight all together. A fuck load of girls at my school were reading the books, finished them. Then when the movie came out, another fuck load of girls started reading them, and the ones that finished the books already read them again.

It really pisses me off that bad ass vampires were never as cool as these homo-licious let's stop a car with my hand and no one will notice tards.
At least twilight is spreading literacy among today's youth.
I suppose.