Am I wrong to want this girl to be punched in the face?

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DudeistBelieve

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I just want to share this because this was a total, I don't want to live on this planet anymore, moment.

So I'm driving to class, WBLI Radio station blasting. The annoying Radio show hosts announcing they want to help people that had a shitty valentines day that think their significant other is cheating to call in and they'll expose them. So the ***** Radio show host and her, well male-cohort with a lisp has this girl on the phone. Girl on the phone got Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen perfume (which she hated) for valentines day, saw the guys credit card charge behind his back... turns out, homeboy orders flowers. Girl has Guy-With-Lisp pretend to be the flower company making a costumer satisfaction call.

Long Story short, the flowers where for her, delivered the day after valentines day at her job... which she called out of to try to catch the guy cheating.

The girl is COMPLETELY unapologetic about her suspection, arguing that (and I'm quoting) "It's stupid to give someone flowers the day after valentines day anyway" and "Maybe he'll learn in the future."

***** radio show host asks, upon being told by the girl she'll stop by her job to collect the flowers ("Since their going to be dead in a couple days anyway") "So you have a job where you can just show up whenever you want?"

Girl responds "Actually, I work for my father, and I hate it, so I do a bad job on purpose..."

Remove Chivalry from the equation, if you believe in it, this person is a disgusting human being am I right?

(The link is http://feeds.wbli.com/~r/ToCatchACheater/~5/epVrLMSOjH4/valentine_s_day_flowers_101479511.mp3 if you want to listen)
 

LetalisK

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Thank god I married my wife. She's so awesome. I told her no Valentine's Day, it's for fools, I'd rather do sweet things for her throughout the year rather than relegate it to a specific day and she said "Okay". Then I bought her a big ass teddy bear which she loves and hates me for getting it for Valentine's Day.

I'm such an ass. Though technically, the score was really even since she got me a Valentine's Day present before we came to this agreement and when we came to this agreement she decided to represent it as an anniversary present instead.

Though on a related note, she's been treated like shit or romantically neglected by almost every other person she's been with, so she doesn't expect much and even the most basic romantic gesture makes me a god of love in her eyes. Moral of the story: Date romantically neglected women, not self-entitled bitches that have had everything handed to them on a silver platter.
 

GigaHz

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If a girl was going through my bank information, I'd go out of my way to cheat on her.

Just sayin'.
 

A Free Man

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SaneAmongInsane said:
Well I'd like to say that it should never be 'right' to punch someone in the face. And although it would be wrong of someone to punch her that doesn't mean I wouldn't energetically congratulate them afterwards.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Jedoro said:
I hope that guy realizes he can do much better and dumps her ass.
This. Also why the hell did you continue to listening to this instead of reflexively changing the station with the speed of Sonic the Hedgehog on steroids?
 

Zen Toombs

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Face. Consider it Punched.

In a more eloquent and much more peace-loving way, this guy below me:
A Free Man said:
Well I'd like to say that it should never be 'right' to punch someone in the face. And although it would be wrong of someone to punch her that doesn't mean I wouldn't energetically congratulate them afterwards.
 

Shinsei-J

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Burn her on the stake!
smithy_2045 said:
Stupid people say ignorant and/or selfish things?! Stop the presses!
Sir, let the man share his hate towards idiots.
 

Thaluikhain

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smithy_2045 said:
Stupid people say ignorant and/or selfish things?! Stop the presses!
And the media runs with it as well, knowing they'd get an audience that likes to be outraged?

The future is now!
 

sumanoskae

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Yeah, she sounds selfish bitchy and immature, but I don't really see what makes this issue in particular worthy of a forum post. Do you not come across 60-70% of the human race often?, I envy you...
 

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Sounds like the reason I don't date. Well, I don't really care about getting laid all that much, but the headache and heartache that comes with females just isn't worth the benefits of companionship.
 

Random Fella

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Well you should never hit a lady, but she should apologize indeed, or he should find a better girl, she doesn't seem like the nice kind of girlfriend, what with her not apologizing and still blaming him for the whole coincidence.
 

Sexy Devil

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GigaHz said:
If a girl was going through my bank information, I'd go out of my way to cheat on her.

Just sayin'.
I'd at least make sure there was a fleshlight charge somewhere on the credit card.

Anyway, that girl would have to be stunningly attractive to pull this kind of stuff. Just a shame that such a nice-sounding guy apparently has so little self-respect that he'll stick with her.
 

shintakie10

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Hah...I had a radio show like that back when I lived in Cali. War of the Roses or some such? Generally didn't work out for the cheaters, though there were more than a few false alarms. False alarms oddly went better than I would have expected considerin someones partner basically accused you of cheatin when it totally wasn't but eh.

Anyway, topic! Really I wouldn't exactly want someone to punch anyone in the face. Metaphorically with words and glares? Sure, feel free to punch her in the face. If you're in a relationship that is so distrustful that you're willin to accuse the other partner of cheatin AND when you get proven wrong you can't even muster up the sincerity to apologize profusely and to beg for forgiveness, you're little more than a twat/prick and you deserve all the metaphorical punches to the face anyone can give you.
 

Heinrich843

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I laughed pretty hard at that recording. Thanks for sharing. It's always funny to hear people make an ass of themselves.

Mortai Gravesend said:
Or as if girls are generally going to be troublesome.
Hah!
 

Monkeyman O'Brien

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Goddamn. She really needs to be dumped, fired, then hit in the face with a brick.
Even before she got humiliated, just when she was going on about how shes gonna kill him and the other girl and how shes soooo nice and young and pretty and this shit never happens to her, even then I just pictured someone running up, smacking her in the face with a brick then running off.
It made me happy...