Naheal said:
I wish I were joking. I'm apparently beginning to blend some bits of American grammar with British grammar... and he hates it. I got a paper that I wrote back today with marks all over the damned thing with one large comment down at the bottom:
"We don't use British grammar here."
It's strange. You'd think that the English... know a thing or two about the English language.
Any other Escapists have experiences like this?
I suppose the first question that ought to be answered is whether or not you are British, or from some other place that would sensibly use British grammar, or where raised in a household populated by people of this background.
If not, it would appear that you're being pretentious. When writers are intentionally and needlessly difficult in their writing style, it only serves to muddle (and thus diminish) the message, so the professor would be right in telling you to stop it.
If you are, then it is important that you be consistent in which style you are writing. If you expect to write acceptably in both, you've got to learn to compartmentalize them. It's called code-switching, and human beings are perfectly capable of doing it as they do so all the time without training or problem.
Why should you be consistent? It's because what you write and how you write isn't about
you. It's about the
reader. That's the first lesson anyone writing anything has to learn. If you're writing for an American audience and you're using British spellings, British turns of phrase, British slang, or other localized features of the language, you're going to likely confuse those readers who aren't familiar with such things. If you're constantly jumping back and forth, it's even worse, because they can't even get a consistent frame of reference for what to expect.
When you stop and think about it, a professor asking you to tailor your writing style to the audience at hand (Americans) is no more problematic than you insisting that every member of your potential audience adopt your particular preferences for communication. In fact, the professor is more correct in that he is encouraging you to write in a way that is
audience-friendly.