American English Professor hates British English

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The_Echo

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Death-of-Penguins said:
Wow. That's... yeah. Well, tell him we're sorry for misspelling the English language that Americans must've come up with.

Also, my Captcha has a word with an umlaut. This bugs me, 'cause I don't have a German/other language with umlaut privileges keyboard.
You always have ALT codes for it. Or use alt+U+[letter to be given an umlaut] if you have a Mac.

OT: OK, so he's a douche. I say bring it up with someone above him if it troubles you that much. Or perhaps you could talk to your professor about it?
 

Braonan

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internetzealot1 said:
Braonan said:
internetzealot1 said:
Your professor does have a point. America doesn't use British English. If you are writing a formal paper in America, then you use what's correct in America. Its that simple.
[Your professor [does * should not be in italics] [has * not have] a point; America [does not * should not use contractions in formal writing] use

British English. If you are writing a formal paper in America, then you use [what is * should not use contractions in formal writing] correct in

America. [It is * should not use contractions in formal writing] that simple. * Formal writing requires Times New Roman 12 font, double-spaced]

Whenever writing a formal paper MLA, APA, and Chicago formatting is necessary in all cases.
"Your professor does have a point. America doesn't use British English. If you are writing a formal paper in America, then you use what's correct in America. Its that simple."

"If you are writing a formal paper in America"

"If you are writing a formal paper"

"formal paper"

Please fuck off at the soonest convenient moment.
It's the nature of the topic, take it in stride. Have a laugh and relax.
 

fordneagles

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Stoic raptor said:
fordneagles said:
Stoic raptor said:
Your in America being taught by an American English teacher.

So why would you use British grammar. Maybe if you're with friends or in Britain, but not in a academic paper!
Yes it sounded wrong, but your supposed to use proper grammar.
Also, while we're arguing grammar, it's 'you're', not 'your'.
That is what I did.
Did you not read correctly?
Wrong 'you're'. You did get that one correct, granted, but the 'your' before 'in America' and the 'your' before 'supposed' are both incorrect. It isn't me reading things incorrectly :p
 

Caiti Voltaire

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Stoic raptor said:
fordneagles said:
Stoic raptor said:
Your in America being taught by an American English teacher.

So why would you use British grammar. Maybe if you're with friends or in Britain, but not in a academic paper!
Yes it sounded wrong, but your [sic] supposed to use proper grammar.
Also, while we're arguing grammar, it's 'you're', not 'your'.
That is what I did.
Did you not read correctly?
Second sentence, highlighted above for convenience with [sic]. I presume of course you are meaning "you are" vis-a-vis a contraction here instead of the possessive "your" which would not be correct grammar.
 

UltraParanoia

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lacktheknack said:
Call him racist against the British peoples and see what he does.

Write your entire next paper in Gaelic and see what he does. Or write the entire thing so it reads like a drunk Irishman. Or an Indian tech supporter. Or even better, like Gollum.

There, no British grammar. He'll be happy, right?
Even better than gaelic, write it in welsh or cryllic.
 

fordneagles

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internetzealot1 said:
fordneagles said:
Stoic raptor said:
Your in America being taught by an American English teacher.

So why would you use British grammar. Maybe if you're with friends or in Britain, but not in a academic paper!
Yes it sounded wrong, but your supposed to use proper grammar.
One could argue the OP *IS* using proper grammar. Also, while we're arguing grammar, it's 'you're', not 'your'. Maybe you shouldn't be posting on this thread :p


I *cannot* *STAND* the terms 'British English' and 'American English'. The Chinese language has about a million different dialects, and they all have different names. I think 'British English' should be called English (because it's the proper, ORIGINAL one), and that rubbish the Americans distorted it into should be called something else. As for your professor, as long as it is considered correct in 'British English', he shouldn't have marked you down, but morons will be morons :)
Good God, get off you're high horse. You don't mean to tell me that British English hasn't changed in the 200 years since America won its independence? And that a teacher of American English should teach British English to his students? And its not even like there is any big difference between the two. I know the U.K. is fiercely bitter over America, but all you Brits in here who are acting like this teacher should be burned at the stake for doing his job correctly are making complete fools of yourselves.
I never said which dialect of English the professor should teach. Both can be considered correct. Of course, if he is in America, he will prefer to use the American dialect. I just think it is wrong to be marked down for using one or the other. Now, if the student was mixing the two in the same piece of work, fair enough, he should be told not to do that, but I still think to be marked down for it is harsh (unless he has been warned previously, in which case it's his own fault).

P.S. I'm not British.
 

Stoic raptor

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fordneagles said:
Stoic raptor said:
fordneagles said:
Stoic raptor said:
Your in America being taught by an American English teacher.

So why would you use British grammar. Maybe if you're with friends or in Britain, but not in a academic paper!
Yes it sounded wrong, but your supposed to use proper grammar.
Also, while we're arguing grammar, it's 'you're', not 'your'.
That is what I did.
Did you not read correctly?
Wrong 'you're'. You did get that one correct, granted, but the 'your' before 'in America' and the 'your' before 'supposed' are both incorrect. It isn't me reading things incorrectly :p
Holy shit!!!

Good eye.
 

Reaper195

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Tell him to leave school and study American....because there is a difference between American (I.E> Does not exist) and English (Is the fucking language).
 

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Naheal said:
I wish I were joking. I'm apparently beginning to blend some bits of American grammar with British grammar... and he hates it. I got a paper that I wrote back today with marks all over the damned thing with one large comment down at the bottom:

"We don't use British grammar here."

It's strange. You'd think that the English... know a thing or two about the English language.

Any other Escapists have experiences like this?
hes right, we dont use british grammar because we dont use british english, we use an amercan variant, just like aussies use their own variant.There's lots of different examples of this kind of thing world wide, mexicans don't speak quite the same spanish as spaniards, it's the same concept. There are more examples, i just don't feel like putting them here. Anyways, i think that you were trying to be snide and he called you on your BS. Either that, or you're completely fucking ignorant as to how language works and develops, in which case, the U.S. education system has failed you. Or you failed yourself.
 

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i couldn't really be bothered to read this whole thread, and i'm not sure if anyone has raised this point...but "American English" shouldn't exist. i really don't see how it could have logically came about. "hmm...you know what? fuck it. HEY EVERYONE, WE ARE CHANGING THE SPELLING OF SOME WORDS TODAY." "wait what? why would we?" "fuck you! thats why! now get me some paper...i have some words to alter."
 

Link Kadeshi

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Modern British English, and modern American English are just dialects of true English. There is an Australian English and so on. Each dialect has different sub-dialects. I don't think there is anyone who speaks true "English". Besides spelling differences, there are different punctuations between them, and different meanings to the same words. Possibly the most famous, is cigarette. I suppose his reaction is appropriate, but it does depend on what you said, I guess. If you're in America, and you spell color, "colour" you are wrong. It's pretty much like calling writing a paper in English, and then randomly using Italian words, or slang. If I were in Britain, I wouldn't freak out when people used the proper localized dialects. Although, I do suggest throwing some regional dialects into your papers, just to stir things up. :p "Y'all have fun now, dude."

SIDE NOTE: The GPS on my phone has different voices I can choose. Multiple English types. British (Male), British (Female), American (Male), and Surfer Dude (Male). My phone is now a British female. "Follow the course of the motorway for 3 miles." Why do I have no American female, but have a surfer dude?! What's next, British-Indian Thick Accent (Male)? Might be good for all the tech calls I make to Indian phone support.
 

Plazmatic

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Naheal said:
Danny Ocean said:
Naheal said:
"We don't use British grammar here."
I wasn't aware there was much of a difference except for a few extra words and a few different spellings?
There's some punctuation differences, too.
give an example...

don't give any obvious things like colour or tyre or using 11-1-7 instead of 1-7-11 (cant remember how it is in the US, since you guys fucked me up, and I am an american) or one million as 1.000.000 and one point one as 1,1
 

duchaked

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really? wow lame

don't get me wrong, but I'm American and I (and most people I talk to) think just having the British accent (and the way it's used grammar and etc) is so awesome

so...yeah. every country has it's jerks.
 

Hashime

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Pararaptor said:
He is an American English teacher. It's harsh, but not completely unreasonable.

I had an English teacher once who marked me down because I used ampersands.
According to her they were slang & had no place in schoolwork.
Well, they are. If limited to the title or a proper noun like the name of a company, they are acceptable, otherwise they are unsuitable.
 

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Tell him to work the cinks out of his "armour", it'll do wonders "gov'ner". I swear.
Seriously though, he sounds like a bit of a pretentious wanker.
Of course, I think that about my spell checker when it's telling me I'm wrong every five minutes due to it checking my spelling on American terms.

Anyway, I suggest you ask him why he represent's the American peoples' grammar and spelling usage if it's such a big deal.
 

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I would start using South Africa English then, just to piss him off.
 

Callate

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Um, at the risk of being a terrible wet blanket, by the time you get to the "professor" level his obligation is to teach you English in a form that an employer will recognize on a report and that won't confuse a casual local reader. It's not necessarily a comment on the superiority of American English over British English, it's just that you need to know the correct form for the people who are going to be reading it. He would be remiss if he suggested otherwise. And if you understand what he's talking about, you ought to be able to correct it.
 

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New Frontiersman said:
so for the sake of your grades you may want to profread your papers ahead of time to fit into his prefered style. But still what a prick.
only problem with that is would you notice, an american reading a british paper (or visa versa) could easily pick up on spelling/grammar issues as they only have one version in their head. If you know both versions though it can be near impossible to notice as proof reading is just mistake checking and as both versions are correct you wouldn't notice a problem.

Zantos said:
Give him something in a wierd northern dialect of british english (or as we call it, english) and watch his head explode. I'd recommend scouse.
Scots would be way more interesting, write out a Billy Connolly show and watch his head explode :)
 

Bocaj2000

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An angry teenager gets criticism from his professor. The teenager posts something online claiming prejudice looking for support.

I know that people exaggerate and when words are put into someone else's mouth, they are usually false. Do what your teacher says; I don't care what his comments are- accept that you might be wrong.

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poiumty said:
I'm just looking at all the british people in the thread here going "By Jove what a tosser, english is the TRUE language and he's a bloody bellend for making you write anything else. Now if you'll excuse me i'm off to get my tea, pip pip cheerio and all that."

Funny.
It's funny and sad at the same time. Putting blind nationalism before logic is disgraceful. However, that can be found wherever one goes.