Amozon is rubbish

[Iwata]

I can't praise Amazon enough. Twice orders were delayed, and twice they sent replacements in the same day that I brought the delay to their attention.

In both cases, I ended up with the original product and its replacement, "with our compliments".

 

[Kruxxor]

typeing

Is there hope?

Halo is a 16 rated game (or M for mature, if you're American)

Judging by the spelling and the attitude of this individual I doubt he's even old enough to play the game, yet he is complaining about not receiving it...

What has the world come to?


P.S. It's "typing"

 

[hyperhammy]

This thread is made of fail...
1) If you have a problem with shipping, contact Amazon.com
2) amozon =/= amazon
3) "Amazon is rubbish" because since YOU have the problem of WAITING a couple hours till you can flame this shit out of reach multiplayer, the entire service MUST be shit!
I'm sorry, but are you like 12?!
EDIT: There is no fucking way you were born in 1990, get off this site until your are old enough!

 

[TheScottishFella]

Maybe it's because you used the wrong website, Amozon might be a scam website for people who can't spell Amazon

I checked you get redirected to Amazon.

 

[therandombear]

Fist day? Does Fisto come with it then?

Screw you guys, stealing my Amozon joke.

xD

But seriously. Its the first day, calm down xD I ordered a bag from there and it didnt come for at least a week.

It is teh internetz, your jokes all belong to us.

 

[hyperhammy]

Really? I love Amazon and haven't found anything go wrong with it.

Amazon rocks! I buy everything from it!

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Oh dear. Amozon? FIST day delivery? Could you make this any easier. Okay, obligatory joke:

Oh, I think you should've used Amazon instead. I think they're better than whatever the hell Amozon is.

And - Oh, what is your problem? It's not Fist Day yet.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

OK I was a little fast typeing that in.

I bet you just "typeid" your adress wrong.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I bet you just "typeid" your adress wrong.

I could see this happening.

 

[Obliterato]

Merry Fistmas!

 

[Danzaivar]

Let's see what Woll Smoth, president of Amozon has to say:

Not much.

 

[ANImaniac89]

the fuck is Amozon?
have I been Left out of the loop?

and What the Fuck is fist day? sound kinky

 

[DigitalSushi]

Alright children, you've had your fun, move along.

Pre-orderd Halo Reach from amozon And used that fist day delvery thingy but it did not come
WTF.

OP, welcome, could you read the Posting Guidelines Thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116826-These-forums-and-you-Forum-Posting-Guidelines] for me please?, ranty thread is a bit ranty, add more substance next time.

Also try to proof read your posts, as you can see the regulars here jump on grammar mistakes.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

and What the Fuck is fist day? sound kinky

He puts the hand DEEPAH!

 

[Marowit]

Perhaps next time you should order from Amazon...never heard of amozon - seems like the kind of site that rips people off.

My release-day order is resting in my mailbox at home for when I get out of work, but then again, I ordered from Amazon...

 

[steevee]

Let's see what Woll Smoth, president of Amozon has to say:

Not much.

OH god, I don't know what it is about that picture, but I laughed uncontrolably for about a minute. You sir, are a saint of the internet, carry on with your good work.

 

[Geekosaurus]

maybe it's because you're typing in www.amozon.com instead of www.amazon.com.

should've ordered from Amazon instead of Amozon.. those guys are very bad..

Maybe it's because you used the wrong website, Amozon might be a scam website for people who can't spell Amazon

Probably because Amozon doesn't exist.

Oh noes, not Amozon!

Oh, right, you used Amozon. Shouldn't have done that, those guys are terrible!

What's this Amozon you speak of?

I just love how there's a whole battalion of grammar Nazis in here. I'm not gonna lie, I came in here to make the same joke.

 

[Catalyst6]

...
I just love how there's a whole battalion of grammar Nazis in here. I'm not gonna lie, I came in here to make the same joke.

Yes, for we must purge the internet of the slighest mistyping. Heil!

(To be fair, the a key and the o key are nowhere near each other...)