Amusing Euphemisms For Death

[NimbleJack3]

Post the most amusing euphemism for death you have heard anywhere.

Mine is from Mother of Mathew Reilly's Scarecrow books:
"If we stay here, we'll all be turned into strawberry f*ckin' doughnuts."

 

[NimbleJack3]

So far, death is not amusing...I got nuthin' sorry.

No no no, I'm not saying that death itself is amusing, I'm saying that some of the euphemisms people have created for it are funny.

 

[Blackadder51]

Post the most amusing euphemism for death you have heard anywhere.

Mine is from Mother of Mathew Reilly's Scarecrow books:
"If we stay here, we'll all be turned into strawberry f*ckin' doughnuts."

Mother is fucking awesome in those books, to bad his new books are about Jack West Jr

 

[Ocelot GT]

the big show in the sky?

Incorrect. "Great Gig In The Sky" is the right answer. -Mod

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Post the most amusing euphemism for death you have heard anywhere.

Mine is from Mother of Mathew Reilly's Scarecrow books:
"If we stay here, we'll all be turned into strawberry f*ckin' doughnuts."

Mother is fucking awesome in those books, to bad his new books are about Jack West Jr

Hmmm, i dont remember that wuote very well, i should re read thaty book.

And what is wrong with Jack West Jr? Sure schofield was better but he isnty that bad.

As for on i like "Kicking the Bucket" or "Deadzees" are the good ones.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

"He's sleeping with the fishes tonight".

Always found that amusing.

 

[APPCRASH]

So far, death is not amusing...I got nuthin' sorry.

Lighten up or else you will be "Singin' with Jesus."

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

[Name Here] just fell in the drink.
When anyone drowns in Worms. I use it on games whenever someone falls in the ocean.
GTA 4 is good for that.

 

[Kollega]

Another one from Worms - [name here] cut skis. Never really understood that one, but it's a hilarious non-sequitur anyway.

 

[Blackadder51]

Post the most amusing euphemism for death you have heard anywhere.

Mine is from Mother of Mathew Reilly's Scarecrow books:
"If we stay here, we'll all be turned into strawberry f*ckin' doughnuts."

Mother is fucking awesome in those books, to bad his new books are about Jack West Jr

Hmmm, i dont remember that wuote very well, i should re read thaty book.

And what is wrong with Jack West Jr? Sure schofield was better but he isnty that bad.

As for on i like "Kicking the Bucket" or "Deadzees" are the good ones.

I remember that quote, hazily though.

Theres nothing wrong with Jack West Jr per say, its just not Scarecrow.

 

[TimeLord]

"Another one bites the dust"

 

[APPCRASH]

Another one from Worms - [name here] cut skis. Never really understood that one, but it's a hilarious non-sequitur anyway.

Ive heard the term "Cut Sling" which sounds similar and could be what they were going on. In the Army we use it for cutting the load of a transporting helicopter. I've heard it in conversations for dropping a topic, untimely deaths, or for just taking a dump.

 

[Jedamethis]

"[Name] Has slipped off the hook"
Gotta love Worms for that.

But seeing as that only works for worms......
"You were almost a [Name] Sandwich!"

 

[Nevyrmoore]

Personally, I like "...botched his Survival check". But that's because I'm a roleplaying nerd.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

"Wow, [Insert name here] swam like a brick didn't he."
"Dirt nap"(cookie for reference)
"[Insert Name here] is makin some plants real happy right now"
"You are gonna be grub munchies in two minutes if you don't [insert demanded action here]"
"Don't matter who you are, cross me and your face'll be a bullet salad!"(i think this counts)


I got tons more too... maybe cuz I have to have alotta lines to spout before or after killing people... makes certain games fun... and if i ever snap and become a serial killer or something... well may as well have style.

 

[Thaius]

One of my professors, when referring to a historical figure dying, says they "Bit the big twinkie." No idea how that is supposed to relate.

I rather like the King James Old Testament saying, "Gave up the ghost." Kind of poetic and awesome.

 

[Frizzle]

Bought the farm.
Never did get that...

 

[heyheysg]

Dead Parrot Sketch

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