A polar bear would be so awesome. So would a dog, preferably a husky. All I have is a vicious, serial killer of a cat. If I brought a dog home my cat would rip it to pieces.
I want an emperor penguin, who would be my right hand man, butler and bodyguard all in one, and wear a top hat, bow tie and monocle just to show the world how amazing a butler penguin would be.
a chupacadbra would be cool also as it drinks blood i could use it to get rid of all the small children that obstruct me as i walk through the town centre, sadly its mythological. (sob)
He's a parody of pikachu (obviously) from Pokemon but I prefer him
Also when you disappoint him he sweats a hallucinogenic drug which you can lick off him.
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