Beargon. A horrifically adorable creature with an insatiable lust for blood/honey. Ever get mauled whilst on fire? That's right, bitches. You get mauled while on fire.
Until science makes this a reality, I'm going into cryogenic sleep. See you when I'm saddled on the pure, unadulterated essence of shat pants.
EDIT:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3124/2674061327_70b0c8fa15.jpg
You don't stand the slightest chance.
Until science makes this a reality, I'm going into cryogenic sleep. See you when I'm saddled on the pure, unadulterated essence of shat pants.
EDIT:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3124/2674061327_70b0c8fa15.jpg
You don't stand the slightest chance.