An Escapist Caption Contest! (fun times and a rare badge inside)

[Nasrin]

[HEADING=2]Let's have some fun![/HEADING]

While most nerds appreciate winter's lack of glare inducing light, it can get kind of dark in The Escapist bunker. We're feeling a little pent up with sillyness, and would really love for you to join us in our merrymaking.

Submit your best captions for the photo below by posting a comment in this thread. Post as many times as you want, but please put some effort into it. The top 5 submissions after 2 weeks time will win this splendidly spiffy photobombing stingray badge!

Very shiny stuff, eh?​

Here, I'll start...

"Is that Justin Bieber over there? I heard he's single..."

[HEADING=2]Winners:[/HEADING]
[user]NinjaDeathSlap[/user]
"Llllllllllllllllllllladies" - link


[user]Copper Zen[/user]
"Who ordered the "Sex on the beach"? - link

[user]DVS BSTrD[/user]
"Excuse me mam, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus christacean?" - link


[user]Legion[/user]
"I'm an undercover cop and this is a sting" - link


[user]Caramel Frappe[/user]
"I like where this is going" - link

Honorable Mention:
[user]The Rookie Gamer[/user]
"Let me sting you the song of my people." - link

 

[Comocat]

Do you ladies have 5 minutes to hear how I can save you money on car insurance?

 

[Antitonic]

"Debbie screamed with regret she had neglected her sunscreen, useful as it was for protecting against harmful rays."

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Why is that man showing us his frontward tail?

 

[Tom_green_day]

That's a nice camouflaged boat in the background.

 

[tippy2k2]

Uncle Ray was always seen as that creepy Uncle who got WAY too close and put his tail in inappropriate places during family pictures...

 

[Able Seacat]

"You ladies like fresh sushi?"

 

[Hazy992]

''HAIIIIIIIIII...!''

I didn't notice the stingray before

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

"Which one of you ladies would want me as their life jacket?"

 

[Euryalus]

"How you doin'"

 

[shrekfan246]

"Don't you know who I am? I'm Sting Ray Vaughan!"

 

[Andy Shandy]

"Aha, male human hair gets all the ladies. Although they might have cut off a bit too much."

 

[Ruedyn]

I'm 87% sure the lady on the right is my grandma.

"Let me tell you about my friend, Steve Irwin."

 

[TimeLord]

"Damn those photobombng humans!"

 

[xptn40S]

"Hey ladies, could you smell my breath?"

or:

"Why won't you look at my face? The older ladies don't seem to have a problem with it."

or:

"Group-Huuug!"

or:

"Jeez, Ian Thorpe! You've certainly let yourself go!" (<--This one feels like it kinda sucks in some way, but what the hey)

or the best I could think of:

"Are you my mommy?"

 

[Nouw]

"I still can't believe they talked me into this shit, *sigh.*"

 

[Chromatic Aberration]

Considering those two far too cheerful older women on the side....

"Don't worry! He just wants to play!"

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

"Giggity"

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

"TAKE THE PHOTO ALREADY! I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE UP HERE!"

Girl: "I feel a pointy thing!"
Ray: "It's alright, my sting's nowhere near you..."

"Llllllllllllllllllllladies"

Sarah had interpreted the phrase 'Get a beach body' a little too literally.

Janine always posed at the back of the group, self-conscious of her flat chest.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Despite a technical issue with a steamroller, Stephen Spielberg has decided to continue working on the 2013 remake of Jaws.