An Escapist Caption Contest! (fun times and a rare badge inside)
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?HEEEERES JOHNNY!!?
?I just explained how Stingrays do it.
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?Do you like my cologne??
?I am such a stud!?
?Oh I see you met our pet!?
?My brother met a famous celebrity once...?
?The sting will wear off. I promise.?
?That;s nothing. I once brought a shark with me.?
?Take me to your leader.?
?Just pretend he?s a cape!?
?Marry me.?
?STINGRAY IS PLEASED?
?I just explained how Stingrays do it.
??Do you like my cologne??
?I am such a stud!?
?Oh I see you met our pet!?
?My brother met a famous celebrity once...?
?The sting will wear off. I promise.?
?That;s nothing. I once brought a shark with me.?
?Take me to your leader.?
?Just pretend he?s a cape!?
?Marry me.?
?STINGRAY IS PLEASED?
The genie wasn't much of a hockey fan, and so misunderstood Nancy's wish to get a hug from one of the Stingrays.
"Who ordered the "Sex on the beach"?
"The paparrazi caught them at an awkward moment."
"Don't worry, girls. There's enough of me to go around."
"Thank you, waiter. I did order "Sex on the beach".
"You lost the bet, now we orgy!"
"The Dungeons & Dragons Reality Show: The Cloaker Challenge"
"Survivor--Miami: The Ray Challenge"
"Dungeons & Dragons Survivor--Miami: The Cloaker Challenge"
"I know I'm faster than that shark!!!"
"Don't worry, Mr. Loan Shark! I got your girlies right here!"
"Who ordered the sushi!"
"Don't worry, ladies--the sushi's on me"
"Hey, I didn't pee in the water!"
"Land Shark!"
"Don't worry, we'll win the next water polo match!"
"Dib's on the sushi!"
"Oh, no! Paparrazi!!!"
"I won the free sushi!"
"Who farted?!?"
"Trust me--sex in the water is the best!"
"The paparrazi caught them at an awkward moment."
"Don't worry, girls. There's enough of me to go around."
"Thank you, waiter. I did order "Sex on the beach".
"You lost the bet, now we orgy!"
"The Dungeons & Dragons Reality Show: The Cloaker Challenge"
"Survivor--Miami: The Ray Challenge"
"Dungeons & Dragons Survivor--Miami: The Cloaker Challenge"
"I know I'm faster than that shark!!!"
"Don't worry, Mr. Loan Shark! I got your girlies right here!"
"Who ordered the sushi!"
"Don't worry, ladies--the sushi's on me"
"Hey, I didn't pee in the water!"
"Land Shark!"
"Don't worry, we'll win the next water polo match!"
"Dib's on the sushi!"
"Oh, no! Paparrazi!!!"
"I won the free sushi!"
"Who farted?!?"
"Trust me--sex in the water is the best!"
Damn it, ninja'dAble Seacat said:
I just remembered some more.
"Have you guys seen my eyeballs? I've misplaced them again."
"Would you guys like to sing 'I'm a Barbie Girl' at karaoke with me?"
"Who wants to be my wing man tonight?"
"Come give Grandpa Ray a kiss!"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how creepy is this hug? Now, be honest."
"Have you guys seen my eyeballs? I've misplaced them again."
"Would you guys like to sing 'I'm a Barbie Girl' at karaoke with me?"
"Who wants to be my wing man tonight?"
"Come give Grandpa Ray a kiss!"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how creepy is this hug? Now, be honest."
Bitches really love the STING RAY, If ya know what I'm sayin'.
Amirite gais?
...
Don't worry, I have a gun pointed at my head as we speak.
Amirite gais?
...
Don't worry, I have a gun pointed at my head as we speak.
OK, for my caption, the picture has to be of the kind that, like, zooms in on a particular part of the picture? Like this one. [http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/326/127814606985.jpg]Nasrin said:
So, here's the caption, numbered by the 'panel.' It's meant to zoom in on... whatever is in between Middle and Left Girls. Is that a stingray? I don't even.
1. guise
2. guise pls
3. pls stahp
4. pls