An Escapist Caption Contest! (fun times and a rare badge inside)

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I have some more:

Meanwhile, in Australia...

"Say, anybody here ticklish?"

"Heeeey yooooooouuuu guuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyysss!"

"aaaaaaaaand now you're pregnant."

Ray was confused. He could smell fish, and yet..."

 

[Fwee]

"I was so drunk last night! I don't even remember which one of you I hooked up with!"

 

[sky14kemea]

"Feeeeeeeeeeeeed me"

or

"Have you ladies heard the word of our lord and savoir, Poseidon?"

 

[Callate]

With their admission fee, mantas get to frolic with humans, up close and personal, in their natural habitat.

Guess what? I figured out how this thing unties!

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Despite Pamela's botch liposuction, she still got the same response from fans."

 

[anthony87]

"Make a sudden move....I DARE YA!"

 

[Callate]

"3... 2... 1... Take the picture, Flipper!"

 

[Hagi]

Jizzed in my pants.

 

[TheColdHeart]

"Why does the water feel warmer? I might be having a piss..."

 

[Ken Sapp]

I'll give it a shot:

Genie, "I don't know why they asked for a Manta hug them..."

 

[Reaper195]

"Just the tip?"

 

[Plasmadamage]

I'm sexy an' I know it!

or

Laaadieeeesss!

 

[soren7550]

"Hello, may I have a moment of your time to discuss the teachings of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

or, alternatively:

"Have you ladies found Jesus?"

 

[Legion]

"I'm an undercover cop and this is a sting"

 

[Wil213]

You remember that show "Stingray"? Based on my uncle.

[The ladies on the right]
'Should we help them?'
'Naa. S**ts to funny.'

Sorry, Wrong group.

Is 'My Little Pony' finished yet?

Don't worry lifeguard, I saved them. For I am STINGRAY...ray!

The Stingray is to long, just call me The Stig.

Little did they know... that in water... there are... STINGRAYS!

Ok, I'm done.

 

[GrimGrimoire]

"Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?"

 

[Fappy]

This should be fun...

"I just farted."

"I have herpes."

"That's not my tail."

"I'm actually a horse."

"That Mercedes wasn't actually mine."

"About the condom last night..."

"I'm pregnant."