An Escapist Caption Contest! (fun times and a rare badge inside)

[HeadMcGee]

Amanta Hugandkiss

 

[ChristopherT]

"'ello lovelies, I'm the big bad, you be lil piggies, cause I'm about to huff and puff and blow my load"

"Suprise Fishsticks!"

"Last night, you ordered the sea food platter, and ate with smiles and joy. You thought of nothing of the lives you had consumed, you said...they were delicious. Hello my name is Rayingo Mantoya, you ate my father, prepare to die."

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Excuse me ladies, do you have a moment to talk about our Jesus Christ?

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Gaaah! I need an adult! I need an adult!

or:

Ya wanna see my stinger?

 

[triggrhappy94]

Don't worry it's just a human in a costume, it's not actually the string ray that killed Steve Irwin.

I would like to talk to you ladies about our lord and savior: Cthulhu.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

Hey ladies, Water you doin?

Spoiler: A lot of suggestions for ladies. Kinda reminded me of this.

Ladies
Ladies of the Lake!
Come out here LADIES!

 

[Aris Khandr]

As her top started to float away, Stephanie realized why the employees named this ray was Magic.

 

[Ruedyn]

Decided to go round 2. *Ahem*

"Carry.... [sub]You're my favorite.[/sub]"

"REVOLUTION!"

"Who needs bikini bottoms?"

 

[ToastedCorpser4Lunch]

"Don't be scared ladies, I'm here for you."

 

[Ultrajoe]

"YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!"

 

[karma9308]

"PIGGYBACK RIDE!!"

 

[D Moness]

"Are you my Mommy?"

For a very very bad doctor who reference

 

[knight steel]

"Crikey mate that one's a beauty"

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

"You ladies look like you could use some shade...

...and you won't find a shadier ray than myself."

[small]*Puts on glasses*[/small]

 

[Realitycrash]

'STINGRAY, I CHOSE YOOOUUUUU!'

 

[Fappy]

Oh man... this one may be in poor taste:

"You girls ever watch the 'Crocodile Hunter'?"

 

[Basement Cat]

... I'm so sorry for making this >_> so wrong but feels so right haha.

I LIKE it!!! That's (unfortunately) better than my own suggestions.

Edit:

Not that that will prevent me from calling "Cheater!!!!" if you win and I don't.

[sub][sub]I can't do stuff like that. I don't have the software or the know-how. [/sub][/sub]

Never mind. I'm digging it now ;D

 

[Asita]

"Saaaay 'Crikey!'"

"Hey, mind if I get a little 'chummy' with you?"

"Oh, I could just eat you all right up!"

"Peekaboo!" (Alternatively: "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!")

"Hey guys, what are your folks doing over there?"

 

[Dead Seerius]

"What the hell is your problem, lady? You a ray-cist or something?"