An Escapist Caption Contest! (fun times and a rare badge inside)

[Darren716]

2/3 females are not sure if they want stingray hugs

 

[johnnyLupine]

I don't want to alarm you ladies but Im concerned that the gentleman behind us might be planning on ruining your photo.

 

[robotam]

After all the we spent catching fish, it was about time the fish started catching us.
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I thought you weren't allowed to post porn on the escapist.
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When I rented "Ray", I expected a film about a blues legend. Instead what I got was low budget, water based porn. Best mistake EVER!
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Lobsters only take one mate during their entire lives. Stingrays? Well those guys are playa's.
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It's like that saying, "You can lead your grandmother to water, but you can't stop her from sicking her pet stingray on some unsuspecting swimmers."

 

[Biodeamon]

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?"

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Steve Irwin taught me this trick. What'cha think, ladies?

OR

Please don't pee in our pool, k?

OR

I LIKEZ POKEMON! PIKACHU!

That's about all I got, for now.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

"Iz it can be hugz teim now plz?"

OR

*full picture* "I can't fap to this?!"

*zoom in on old ladies* "We can."

Ok, I'm definitely done now... also I'm going to hell for that last one.

 

[prophecy2514]

"so girls... ever seen a grown manta ray naked?"

 

[xmbts]

"Guise! Guise! Where we goin'? :]"

 

[Crazy]

"Ladies, its not going to suck itself."

 

[Headsprouter]

RAYMAN: ORIGINS

 

[Musette]

"How to photobomb under the ray-dar"

 

[Zipzip the Penguin]

Then Jeff realized that he was, in fact, a stingray.

 

[Basement Cat]

snip

Question: If we submit multiple suggestions (like I did) and more than one of such suggestions belong in the Top 5 (as mine do) will you acknowledge my god-like majesty do something special like, I dunno, give me ALL THE BADGES???

Or maybe just a Special One to stand me head and shoulders above the rest? That'll do nicely.

 

[Basement Cat]

Well I tried.

Congrats! to all the winners.

Thank you, thank you!

I'm not a bad winner. Honest. I am merely superior humbly appreciative of my new badge.

[sub][sub]I wanted them ALL! I should have won them ALL![/sub][/sub]