This is how it looks from the outer:
Person A: I'm a tiny bit concerned about the cosy relationship between game developers and game journalists.
Person B: I am also concerned! This is clearly evidence of the feminist mafia at work!
Person A: Hang on, what?
Person C: I am a tiny bit concerned that women in gaming are being unduly harassed all the time.
Person D: Yes! Everyone must sign my internet petition against this sort of thing right now or they're a misogynist!
Person C: I'm not sure that's how it works-
Person B: Look at that! This proves the feminist illuminati is attempting to bully all non-believers into submission! #gamergate
Person A: If you're done, I'd like to return to my original point about gaming journalism-
Person D: See for yourself the way #gamergate attempts to cover up vile misogyny by deflecting the issue!
Person C: But that guy hasn't been harassing anyone. Can we just talk about this like rational people?
Person B: More evidence of coercion and censorship by the feminist hive mind! The only solution is to drive these people out of gaming altogether!
Person D: I call on anyone who is a member of #gamergate to reject this kind of hate speech outright!
Person A & C: Can we please just talk about the original topic for one second?
Person D: #gamergate has thus been conclusively proven to full of trolls and misogynists! We must stop this movement now!
Person B: #gamergate continues despite the attempts of the feminist Vogon Constructor Fleet to destroy it!
Persons A and C go back to their respective homes and attempt to purge themselves by feeding their router into a blender. Persons B and D continue addressing them in their absence.
Please note: tongue held firmly in cheek throughout this post.
Person A: I'm a tiny bit concerned about the cosy relationship between game developers and game journalists.
Person B: I am also concerned! This is clearly evidence of the feminist mafia at work!
Person A: Hang on, what?
Person C: I am a tiny bit concerned that women in gaming are being unduly harassed all the time.
Person D: Yes! Everyone must sign my internet petition against this sort of thing right now or they're a misogynist!
Person C: I'm not sure that's how it works-
Person B: Look at that! This proves the feminist illuminati is attempting to bully all non-believers into submission! #gamergate
Person A: If you're done, I'd like to return to my original point about gaming journalism-
Person D: See for yourself the way #gamergate attempts to cover up vile misogyny by deflecting the issue!
Person C: But that guy hasn't been harassing anyone. Can we just talk about this like rational people?
Person B: More evidence of coercion and censorship by the feminist hive mind! The only solution is to drive these people out of gaming altogether!
Person D: I call on anyone who is a member of #gamergate to reject this kind of hate speech outright!
Person A & C: Can we please just talk about the original topic for one second?
Person D: #gamergate has thus been conclusively proven to full of trolls and misogynists! We must stop this movement now!
Person B: #gamergate continues despite the attempts of the feminist Vogon Constructor Fleet to destroy it!
Persons A and C go back to their respective homes and attempt to purge themselves by feeding their router into a blender. Persons B and D continue addressing them in their absence.
Please note: tongue held firmly in cheek throughout this post.
