An interesting bumper sticker i saw...

[HK_01]

I remember two that I thought were really cool.

One was this:

I only saw that on the web, but I'm pretty sure it's real, and even if it isn't it's awesome. I personally wouldn't put it on my car though because I'm not American.

The other one I might have to explain. You know how you used to need these withe oval-shaped stickers with the letter(s) representing your country (such as "D" for Germany or "CH" for Switzerland) on your car to show which country you were from? Now that that's on the license plate itself it's no longer necessary.
Anyway, I saw this car that had one of those stickers, and the letters on it were "HRRDN". This may not mean anything to you, but I'm sure it stands for "Heiliges Römisches Reich Deutscher Nation", so in English "Holy Roman Empire". That is awesome!

 

[Varrdy]

Anyone who has a "My other vehicle is...[insert much better car here]" needs to have their head looked at...unless they DO have the said car (or in this case, spaceship/dragon/TARDIS/etc.)

Some bumper stickers can be funny though, even if indirectly. A mate once got "Crack Cocaine - Stop Me And Buy Some Today!". A year or so after getting it, he was pulled over (brake light out) by the cops but, fair play to them, their first words were: "Sorry sir, but we're not buying today!"

Although I refuse to adorn my beloved 323i with such piffle, my art portfolio doesn't get off so lightly. I've been given a few stickers in my time so they go on my portfolio rather than my car! "Shit Happens" (This is all but obligatory in bumper-stickerdom), "Take Your Ex Out Tonight - One Bullet Should Do It!" (Actually I get on very well with my ex) and, my personal favourite, "Take Revenge - Shit on a Pigeon!"

If pushed, I would have "No Shunting" because someone ran into the back of me a few weeks ago. Thankfully it was low speed and my car is well built so no damage was done.

Wardy

 

[Legion IV]

Lol one i saw that i LOVED and i think i even remember seeing in ernest saves christmas.

"Keep The Christ in Christmas" Had to buy it. 100% truth is what my veiechle speaks come holiday time.

I'm trying to figure out, are you supporting keeping Christmas religious are you anti-Happy Holidays? The bumper sticker is about that first one, most people are about that second one.

my favorite is "No Obama, ill keep my guns, my freedom, and my money, you keep the change"
its genius.

Please tell me that was a joke. Because if not I'll have to go on a rampage to keep myself from smashing my skull with a facepalm of apocalyptic proportions.

am for the first one

 

[WayOutThere]

I once saw one that said "A leaf on the wind, Wash is my co-pilot".

 

[Melon Hunter]

This is my other car.

 

[JanatUrlich]

My other ride is your mom.

Oldest one in the book, but still the best.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"My other ride was stolen by a muscular, silver space-travelling alien."

Or...

"My other ride is a super fighting robot."

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

Last week i was in traffic and i saw a bumper sticker that said,"my other vehicle is firefly", (if you don't get that I'm sorry that your life is so meaningless

My life is meaningless because I don't get what I'm guessing to be a movie reference? Oh noe.

Hmmm... my other vehicle is a dragon! YEAH.

I dont get the reference either I guess our lives really dont have any meaning.

Im not sure either. Wasn't it a tv program or something?

 

[Captain Pirate]

"My other car is a Ford Focus. ...What? It is."

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Mine would say "My other vehicle is fighting the Decepticons".

I want that bumper sticker. I want it now.

Damn I wish I had a car.

 

[Doclector]

"There's totally not any bodies in this trunk...yet."

 

[TheTim]

my favorite is "No Obama, ill keep my guns, my freedom, and my money, you keep the change"

What was that? Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of our free healthcare

OT. I saw one that said 'I brake for cheeseburgers, hotdogs, and no aPParent reason'




(The P's are boobs)

wait, don't you pay taxes? did you know that funds free healthcare?!

 

[MikailCaboose]

It was in really small print and said
"If you can see this you're too damned close!"

 

[dex-dex]

I'd really love to get this one:

so do i
that sticker is fantastic!

 

[Aerodyamic]

"My other car is a piece-o'-shit too!"

(That's a George Carlin joke, not mine)

How about 'My kid sells drugs to your honor student.'

Alternatively, I'd get one that said 'I (heart) Children... [sub]they're delicious.'

 

[A Pious Cultist]

"My other car is a Prius. Got a problem?"
Meh, I'd like to see something atleast change the formula.

 

[geier]

The coolest bumper sticker i've ever saw was on a Puch 230 GE (car of austria, switzerland and german army) in a airsoft Game from a team reenecting US army:

Be nice to americans, or they bring democracy to your country !

 

[Naheal]

Here's my favorite one.

 

[Tanis]

I'd really love to get this one:

so do i that sticker is fantastic!

Indeed it is...

I'd also love to see a bumper sticker that says:
I stopped killing hookers for THIS?