An Interesting Hypothetical Case: what would you do?

[loc978]

I'd do it. A million dollars would be a massive game-changer for my life... for the person I hate most, it would be a drop in the bucket.

 

[NathLines]

That's pretty easy for me. The person I hate the most is my younger brother. He has autism and isn't allowed to hold money, so I guess the money would go to my parents whom I think deserve to catch a break.

 

[VonKlaw]

Take the gamble, since there would be a pretty good chance that if the person I hate the most won £1million then they'd move faaaaaaaar away and I'd never have to see them again, so I'd win anyway.

 

[Akytalusia]

assuming i didn't just straight up get both doors by default, i'd pick a door just to find out what who this 'person i hate the most' is supposed to be.

 

[Robot Number V]

The main draw of this situation seems to be that you're assuming I would LOSE something if the person I hated the most got a million dollars. Frankly, I really couldn't give less of a shit WHAT happens to them. I'm not so bitter and petty that I would rather us both get nothing then even risk them benefiting from something I'd done. Therefore, I would absolutely pick a door. I have nothing to lose.

Hell, I'm not even sure who the person would be. I honestly can't think of a single person I would describe as someone I "hate".

 

[shootthebandit]

So many creative answers to circumvent the dilemma proposed in this hypothetical case.

My answer wasnt trying to avoid the drama theres just noone that i can think of that i hate

 

[shootthebandit]

Go straight to the police. I dont know about canada but in the UK they can give them an anti-social behaviour order which isnt really worth the paper its written on but if they continue it means they can get evicted

Personally if get even. You see all that dog shit pick it up and post it in their letterbox with a nice cover letter telling them to pick it up. Do they have a car if so dont slash the tyres because you can get charged with vandalism instead let their tyre pressure down and then loctite thier dust caps. Id also confront them quite harshly i start work at 7:30 and finish at 17:00. If someone was making noise at night (weekends or a one off i can understand) i would be straight over there

Putting laxative chocolate through their letterbox (when they are out) will be a sure fire way to make sure they get the dog shit in their house

The property manager called my sister and basically said fuck off, we can't do anything about the noise they make and we keep telling them to clan up after their dog. She straight out said she was sick of the complaints. So no help there.

We have group post boxes central to the property as we're kind of rural here, no individual letter boxes or slots, nor do I know which post box is theirs. Nor would I want to hurt the poor dog. They don't walk the thing so he spends his energy charging around the house which is a lot of the noise that keeps us awake. I do not blame the dog. I blame them.

If we vandalise their cars in any way they'll know it's us. They already make sure to set off my car alarm whenever they get home from the bars at like 3am.

Any retaliation will just make it worse. But we don't sleep. They party outside, and then bang on the walls hard enough to knock pictures off. The floor vibrates. You know how children walk? Stomping around? They walk like that still. I'm well overweight and these normal kids make more noise walking than I do.

Since my sister and I get up at 7am we make sure to make noise, but these three kids work all hours and can be up before that, even if they were playing fetch with their big dog in the bedroom beside mine at 4am the same day.

We've confronted them before, but we're normal sized women. They're two large guys and one girl, and many times have many people over. We've had large men peeking into our back door and yelling already. We're not the type to be afraid, we get angry. But we also have sense and know not to challenge drunk and high (yes, I know what pot smells like, especially at 10 in the morning) 20 year old boys.

Im a 20 year old boy and i go out and get drunk and i live in an appartment complex but when i get back at 3am i treat my neighbours with the same respect i would my parents

All i can say is go to the police: noise complaints, anti-social behaviour, drunk and disorderly, animal neglect and drug abuse. Im sure the police would be happy to know all thatm also if you contact the police make sure you play up on the fact you feel threatened

 

[Moth_Monk]

Interesting. I'd go for it only to find out who the person I hate most actually is! Since I can't think of anyone I could say I truly hate.

 

[Innegativeion]

I would go for the million.

I try not to "hate" people, in general. I couldn't tell who the person I hate most even is.

 

[username sucks]

I would probably inherit the money from the person I hate after they die (I hope it doesn't take long either way) even if they get the money, so for me it would just be a matter of when I get the money. I'd go for it.