An old thread with a new twist.

[Fniff]

You remember those really annoying threads about surviving the zombie Armageddon and all that?

Well,this ain't one of them!

This is how to survive the...Dare I say it? RAPTOR APOCALYPSE.

Raptors are smart,evil and will kill you. What is your plan when the raptors come to your neighborhood?

P.S No long term mall holding out. Or anything else involving holding out in a place probably filled with Raptors. Hungry raptors.

 

[PixelKing]

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Ask pararaptor a user here for help.

He is one...

 

[Paladin426]

[Prepares for zombie apocalypse]
"Shit, raptors."
[Dead]

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

what else do you do when there is something bad in the neighborhood?
Who ya gonna call?
Ghost Raptor Busters!

more seriously, when I read 'with a twist', I was expecting a zombie apocalypse thread, from the view of the zombies.
such as, "How would you defeat those pesky survivors?"

 

[Da Joz]

Do the raptors have hoverboards? If so we're screwed no matter how well we prepare.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Crawl into a 3 metre long vertical concrete pipe with a shotgun.

That's how Robert Muldoon survived in Jurassic Park.

 

[Fniff]

[Prepares for zombie apocalypse]
"Shit, raptors."
[Dead]

If zombies and raptors joined up to cause a alliance...We be fucked...

 

[Thaius]

[Prepares for zombie apocalypse]
"Shit, raptors."
[Dead]

Yeah, this.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I would surrender to their superiority, and become their slave.... =)

 

[Random Argument Man]

*Whistle Turok! Come here boy!

 

[chronobreak]

Well, of course I would capture one and domesticate it, then continue to do so until I could create an army of raptors for myself.* Either that, or I would do whatever they did in Jurassic Park, like trick it with mirrors and stuff.*

*Chronobreak does not endorse these strategies.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I'd roll around in a bunch of horse shit. Ya think raptors like the taste of crap? Only one way to find out.

 

[Fniff]

I'd roll around in a bunch of horse shit. Ya think raptors like the taste of crap? Only one way to find out.

They'd probably find some way around that.

Claws! With gloves!

 

[Keela]

Crawl into a 3 metre long vertical concrete pipe with a shotgun.

That's how Robert Muldoon survived in Jurassic Park.

Smart, but how do you get out of it if everyone else is dead?

 

[RyQ_TMC]

I'd just rely on their inability to operate doorknobs and hope they're not smart enough to dress up as UPS couriers with a surprise parcel for me...

 

[Keela]

*Whistle Turok! Come here boy!

Grand Theft My Idea.

Anyways, I would probably hijack a fuel tanker to make a big ring of fire around a brick house or something. Every living being is afraid of fire. If the raptors are zombies and too stupid to have fear, I would watch every zombie raptor in the country flock to my house to get burned to death. And I would also get a high powered gun or RPG. I mean, a raptor's brain is only about the size of a walnut, AND it's zombified. Good luck getting a headshot on THAT!

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

Laugh as my superior robot minions obliterate these prehistoric relics...

 

[Casual Shinji]

Crawl into a 3 metre long vertical concrete pipe with a shotgun.

That's how Robert Muldoon survived in Jurassic Park.

Smart, but how do you get out of it if everyone else is dead?

I'd probably use one of the dead raptors claws to chip away at the inside. Or I'd just use the ammo I have left to blow my way out.