An old thread with a new twist.

[El Poncho]

Well, I would not walk in the long grass thats for fucking sure.

 

[ace_of_something]

I'm I the only who thinks of

These every time someone says 'Raptor'?

In that case I would just try to stay inside or when I go outside where a catcher's helmet to protect my face and head.

 

[teisjm]

I'll ask them this, and watch them stop, sit down, and think till the end of the world

 

[Little Duck]

I will sit in a tent. Try and prove it's not Raptor proof.

 

[sagonas123]

This is why me and my friends have something called Raptor Awareness Day.
It's celebrated once a month to remind us that they just might come back... <.<

 

[GoldenCondor]

I'm I the only who thinks of

These every time someone says 'Raptor'?

In that case I would just try to stay inside or when I go outside where a catcher's helmet to protect my face and head.

My school's symbol is "raptor" and everyone thinks it's one of them dinosaurs, and then I sigh and explain that birds are "raptors of the sky".

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Pretend I'm a raptor and try and blend in, and if that doesn't work then I will... oh wait I would be dead then wouldn't I?

 

[Jo Nook]

You can always capture the raptors and teach them to protect you with kung fu...

 

[Skeleon]

If you're talking about velociraptors, I guess the best thing I could do is get to a military base, gather some supplies and lock myself inside an APC. Let's see whether the raptors can open that door or not with their nimble fingers.

 

[Red Right Hand]

Probably take some drugs, then get really pissed off and got at 'em with a shotgun, and twin revolvers, before resorting to some good old fist-action, you know, Bruce Lee style, before finally dying in a pool of my own blood surrounded by the bodies of thousands of Raptors and spent bullets.

Then i'll be like, "WOW, that acid was really strong! Time for some grass methinks..."

 

[JanatUrlich]

I'LL TWIST YOU ;DDDDDDD

 

[KjellKanon]

I'd just have two Tyrannosaurs as house pets to fend them off.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Wonder how the 'Ell Raptors came about.

Naturally I would die pondering this thought.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I would probably die, because even a shotgun can't kill the sheer awsomeness of a raptor attack
[sup]although it gets damn close I daresay[/sup]

 

[arc101]

I'd grow zombies to fight them!

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Get a door with a knob. Yeah, raptors can open regular doors with their claws, but not ones with knobs.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I once said that a zombie apocalypse would be far more interesting if it was a zombie dinosaur apocalypse.

Well, unless it's a reality. In that case it would just be far more terrifying. And I would probably die a lot quicker.

 

[lwm3398]

Do the raptors have hoverboards? If so we're screwed no matter how well we prepare.

"Um, sir, this is math class..."
"WILL MATH HELP AGAINST THE RAPTORS?!"
[sup]That hoverboard thing was XKCD, right?[/sup]

 

[The_Echo]

Pray to Raptor Jesus and hope that he saves me from the Velocirapture, of course.