An old thread with a new twist.

[Assassin Xaero]

[Prepares for zombie apocalypse]
"Shit, raptors."
[Dead]

Probably that...

 

[Laxman9292]

Crawl into a 3 metre long vertical concrete pipe with a shotgun.

That's how Robert Muldoon survived in Jurassic Park.

... clever girl... (I'd rather be dramatic than living) =P

 

[The Last Nomad]

Find a way to turn myself into a zombie

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Get out my pet T-Rex. MUNCH!

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Oh shit, raptors? Well, I would unleash my death army of mechanical bears to kill them (which I had been planning upon doing anyway to humanity), and be raised as a hero.

 

[Alphavillain]

Probably try to fire dogfood at them from a shotgun. Apart from that, I'm fresh out of ideas.

 

[lostclause]

Wonder how the 'Ell Raptors came about.

Naturally I would die pondering this thought.

That's strikingly similar to my zombie apocalypse plan.

 

[coldshadow]

create a ocean city, then once we are set there we can retake the rest of the world from helicopters with full sniper teams on em. ez, whats the next APOCALYPSE to deal with?

 

[dududf]

I'd rig up a belt clip to my AA-12 and feed it grenade rounds instead of shot guns. I'd then Domesticate a raptor to let me mount my ammo and gun on him, I'd then go to town.

And die horribly when I reload, or run outa steak for my raptor.

 

[Iron Criterion]

A thread about surviving the zombie Armageddon with a twist would surely be all the nerds realising that they wouldn't survive due to being pathetic and that the girl still wouldn't sleep with them...

 

[lasherman]

Well it depends. If we're considering the raptors from Jurassic Park, then we're fucked, simple as that. But, if we are talking about raptors as described by The Almighty, All Knowing Wikipedia, velociraptors were turkey sized and had feathers, so at least they would look very threatening. That kind of raptor apacolypse might be survivabel

 

[JacOak]

ILL GO INTO THE LONG GRASS, nothing bad ever happens in the long grass with raptors. nothing....

NO! DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASS!
Damn, it's hard to do an Indian accent in text form...

OT:
1.Draw a pack of them into a Rotunda, and then have a T-Rex bust through the wall and go badass on them. Then feed the Rex a poisoned lawyer.
2.Repeat.
3.???
4.Remove three of the worlds ills simultaneously
Seriously, my forefathers died to save England from the posioned lawyer plague of 1865. No lie.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Wouldn't Raptor Jesus save us? He went extinct for our sin's so now he comes back! YAY!

 

[Rostello]

I'd laugh at their inability to generate body heat and then wait until winter rolls in and they freeze to death.

Job done.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I don't know why, but I just imagined the classic cowboy raid-the-moving-carriage scene, with the guy on the roof shooting and the carriage at full speed, but instead of mounted bandits alongside, it's raptors

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!

OT: Stand on them. Real raptors were tiny compared to the mini-T-rex-Dolphin-smart things

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I'd just rely on their inability to operate doorknobs and hope they're not smart enough to dress up as UPS couriers with a surprise parcel for me...

Did you not see jurrasic park? Doors are no obstacle for the almighty raptor. methinks, i would have to stick with my pet t-rex that i dont have yet and hope it can hold off a horde of hungry raptors for the rest of eternity

 

[GreyWolf257]

I think I would just hit my head against my kitchen counter until I die, thus proving that a Raptor couldn't kill me. Technically, I survived the Raptor Apocolypse (but I didn't survive the Inanimate Object Apocolypse, crap, gotta re-think that one).

 

[Alex the Pally]

Are we talking the dinosaurs or did the F-22s suddenly become sentient beings and start building more of themselves?

'coz either way, I have a plan.