An old thread with a new twist.

[Griphphin]

1)Locate creator of XKCD
2)Travel the raptor-infested wastelands to find his stronghold
3)Ally myself with him and learn his secrets
4)Build the counter-raptor resistance

 

[GreyWolf257]

Pray to Raptor Jesus and hope that he saves me from the Velocirapture, of course.

Don't forget to ask him to defend you from Satansaurus Rex.

 

[Jerich0]

Someone's been reading too much XKCD.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Convert to Christianity

Spoiler

Edit: Ninja'd damn

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I'd laugh at their inability to generate body heat and then wait until winter rolls in and they freeze to death.

Job done.

A popular line of thought in palentological circles is that many species of dinosaur were endothermic. And Heaven help you if they break into an Eastern Mountain Sports store... velociraptors with parkas AND climbing gear? You might as well just curl up on a plate and generously apply A-1 Steak Sauce to yourself.

 

[firedfns13]

Sick my ant eaters on them. they have bigger claws.

 

[benoitowns]

I would build a massive Qing Era Chinese boat, bring a hell of a lot of dirt and plants, a couple dozen cows and pigs, an electricity generator, and my Xbox stuff. I would be set for life as long as they cant fly or jump 30 feet while in water.

 

[General Ken8]

what else do you do when there is something bad in the neighborhood?
Who ya gonna call?
Ghost Raptor Busters!

more seriously, when I read 'with a twist', I was expecting a zombie apocalypse thread, from the view of the zombies.
such as, "How would you defeat those pesky survivors?"

You should make a forum about this, i would gladly answer

But when it comes to raptors, i would try to tame one and use it to fight other raptors, and i'd have an elephant gun or something to defend myself too

 

[The_Echo]

Pray to Raptor Jesus and hope that he saves me from the Velocirapture, of course.

Don't forget to ask him to defend you from Satansaurus Rex.

It's TyrannoSatan, actually.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Pray to Raptor Jesus and hope that he saves me from the Velocirapture, of course.

Don't forget to ask him to defend you from Satansaurus Rex.

It's TyrannoSatan, actually.

You're shittin' me? I just made that crap up off of the top of my head, but someone actually thought that up?

Oh, and I like mine better. Rolls off the tongue easier.

 

[Under The Chestnut Tree]

I'll tell them that there is another meteor on it's way.

 

[Rostello]

I'd laugh at their inability to generate body heat and then wait until winter rolls in and they freeze to death.

Job done.

A popular line of thought in palentological circles is that many species of dinosaur were endothermic. And Heaven help you if they break into an Eastern Mountain Sports store... velociraptors with parkas AND climbing gear? You might as well just curl up on a plate and generously apply A-1 Steak Sauce to yourself.

Well there goes my mountain lair, looks like I'm going to have to retreat to the moonbase.
I'm assuming velociraptors don't have the capability to operate spacecraft yet?

 

[Keela]

Crawl into a 3 metre long vertical concrete pipe with a shotgun.

That's how Robert Muldoon survived in Jurassic Park.

Smart, but how do you get out of it if everyone else is dead?

I'd probably use one of the dead raptors claws to chip away at the inside. Or I'd just use the ammo I have left to blow my way out.

Ah... But wouldn't the shotgun shells deflect off of the concrete and kill you? And if the raptors can't fit into the hole to kill you, how would you get their claws? HA! BORING LOGIC CONQUERS CREATIVITY AGAIN!!!!!!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

What about zombie raptors?


If this happens, I'm going to Madagascar.

 

[Shemming]

all we need to do is start the zombie apoc at the same time, the raptors and zombies fight each other to death,while we wait it out at the winchester intil the whole thing just blows over.

 

[OmegaXIII]

Minigun and a bandanna, sorted.

 

[gjendemsjo]

you should make a thread about that!

 

[gjendemsjo]

what else do you do when there is something bad in the neighborhood?
Who ya gonna call?
Ghost Raptor Busters!

more seriously, when I read 'with a twist', I was expecting a zombie apocalypse thread, from the view of the zombies.
such as, "How would you defeat those pesky survivors?"

You should make a thread about that!

 

[JLML]

Same as in any apocalypse situation. Go to my prepared cave up in the mountains (have one for zombies, one for raptors, one for horror movie killers and so on.) and see the world go under from my nice vantage point

The cave for raptors is prepared with steep cliffs (raptors can't climb them), food and ammo that will last several years, as well as plantations for a long-term survival, weapons ranging from simple handguns to RPGs to swords to grenades and a dinosaur-repellent gas to scare them away, which I can produce with the stuff I grow in my plantations.

Let's see if they can get me there! HA!