(On the level of "Holy shit, I actually got somebody with this," check out what happened when I posted the open letter to the IMDB board for South Park: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121955/board/nest/248691073?p=1 )
An open letter to the makers of South Park regarding the misrepresentation of Canada
- Thread starter Robert B. Marks
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You don't have to apologise for Bryan Adams, you definitely don't have to apologise for Alannah Myles, but we require some world-class grovelling from your entire nation on the subject of ... the Bieber.Robert B. Marks said:
However congrats for showing Americans what proper bacon should be like! I feel like you deserve a medal, but I fear what impact the introduction of metals would have on your culture.
Well, Bryan Adams and Alannah Myles were both accidents...Justin Bieber was on purpose.Grouchy Imp said:
So, I'm sorry, but there will be no apology.
Is Trailer Park Boys a more accurate representation of Canada? Using hockey sticks as a catch-all household tool? More weed because of drastically reduced jailtimes for possession offenses? Extreme rates of shopping cart theft? Prostitutes accepting cheeseburgers as payment for services rendered? Is "fuck off" really a more often-used phrase than "eh?"
Teach me of your great misunderstood nation
Teach me of your great misunderstood nation
Frankly, our 1 road system is a mathematical marvel. Space filling curves have never before been used so practicallySilentpony said:
Eh, I don't know. "Fuck off" pretty much always has an "eh?" right before or after it. Using one without the other is like spending the night with your buddy without making sure your guy knows you'll not be coming home for the night, it just doesn't really happen.MHR said:
He ought to be thrown into Canadian prison.Something Amyss said:
Under the watchful eye of Warden Gord, he'll spend his days working in the syrup mines and knitting toques.
Err, Rob... I know people have grumbled about alot of things South Park says or has done before, but ummm...must we really take the show that originated on stop-motion construction paper so seriously? I mean, the movie blatently lambasted Canada, but this is just total comedy. So, if you're serious about this, I don't think you should be. I'm fairly certain that everyone and everything under the sun has gotten some ribbing from those guys.
Don't rile them.FalloutJack said:
Until their national pride is salved, there'll be more retaliatory Biebers.
Soon entire GROUPS of Biebers will be unleashed across the igloo strewn border like a finely choreographed wave of boyband vengeance.
All singing in autotuned harmony as they ride south on a phalanx of trained battle moose, hockey sticks held high and righteous yet apologetic justice lodged in their poutine clogged hearts.
If that happens proliferation is inevitable.
America will not allow a boyband gap!
Holy shit...did I just get somebody on HERE?FalloutJack said:
FalloutJack, I will NEVER stop until the dignity of our glorious Inuit with their wonderful laser eyes (who shoot satellites out of orbit when they get bored) is properly asserted, or until the United Nations ceases its prattling about the inhumane nature of our annual Running of the Polar Bears to all living things involved, including houseplants!
Canada WILL be respected and depicted with ACCURACY!
Haha, trolling done right. Oh man. I wonder if we plant enough of these over the internet if people won't have time to troll minor offenses anymore? Sounds like a public service if you ask me.Robert B. Marks said:
Robert good god my sides man! Think of the innocent sides!
In other thoughts, you might one up Taco News on the parodyometer if you keep this up. But then again, you two having a parody off might end up even better than Sterling and Croshaw's poetry contest... Hmmmmm.
In other thoughts, you might one up Taco News on the parodyometer if you keep this up. But then again, you two having a parody off might end up even better than Sterling and Croshaw's poetry contest... Hmmmmm.