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Saxm13

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Mathak said:
If seen from orbit they spell out a dirty word in Zortian. The Nazca lines are a yo momma joke.
LOL Almost fell out of my bed laughing xD
 

thethingthatlurks

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Daverson said:
I'd consider it pretty obvious, and I'm surprised other people haven't worked it out yet! The pyramids aren't tombs, they're craters! From an implosion! We all know explosions make inward craters, therefore, implosions must make outward craters, see? That's science that is!

Obviously, this means that mega-aliens sent super implosion bombs against select targets in the past. Why would they do this? Because they aren't Aliens! They're time travellers! Clearly these individuals if left alive would have caused the apocalypse in a distant future!

After implosions people decided to make these places into houses, that's why they're all decorated inside. Of course, no one would ever want to live in one (would you?), so they never sold. That's why there's no evidence anyone ever lived in them.
I am intruiged! But why would these time travellers from the future make so many implosion craters so close together? Wait, I know now! In the future, the entire world will be uninhabitable, except for Mexico and Egypt, the sites highest pyramid concentration. Therefore, it is only logical to assume that the future time travelers wanted to create them in the areas they knew so well. Wow, this changes everything, or so my nice friend Dr. Jack Daniels tells me...
 

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Metalhandkerchief said:
thethingthatlurks said:
Despite your humongous picture still being perfectly normal pyramids, you would have achieved the same understanding with just the word "pyramid" and everyone would know what you were talking about :p

Just an observation.
Next time I'll use your avatar. Oh wait...A MASONIC SYMBOL!!!1111!!!! You're one of them, aren't you? :p
 

the Dept of Science

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I always find this the one of the most unintentionally hilarious alien videos ever.


Seriously, this guy thinks that 1 in 5 people are shapeshifting aliens, and not ONE of them has ever decided to show himself.
Also, he seems to have tied about half the commonest shapes into his conspiracy theory (including circles and triangles), to the level of "if a company has a circle in its logo, then it is probably run by aliens".
 

steeple

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chuck norris is the key?

I'm too tired to start thinking about good stories so Ill leave it at this:
humans from 2500 years ago were a little more advanced then we think they were... infact, they were so advanced, they had a time machine. they wanted to creat a great monument to the creation of time travel, they traveled 5000 years to the future to copy a building and build it in the past, so it will be finished by the time they will discover time travel... problem is, they didnt count the fact that the black plauge killed ALL the human population in the world (what stopped it in our timeline is the pyramids, but that information is classified), so when they got to the future, they found the decaying ruins of a medivel society.... now is where it gets intresting:
the octupus king called squido the II (he's a halfling.... dont ask) founded in the year 8874322 A.D. his very own time machine, and was eager to study the ancient culture of the previeus sentient being on the earth, so he went back to the very last point in time a human walked the earth, who were the humans who went forward in time....
when the two met, they did not greet each other with fear, but with tolerence and kindness, for you see, the octupusi are a benevolent race.... squido and the humans went back in time to their time, and they gave him a tour to there culture and society. the squid wanted to repay them somehow, and the first idea that came to his mind were the ink storages that they had: huge, trianguler, ressiliant buildings (see were im getting at?)...
for some reason he didnt explain the purpose of the buildings which are now called pyramids, since he thought it was pretty self explanitory (he thought humans also had ink, or at least the males). the humans thought the building were supposed to just look pretty, so they used them as the needed-monument....

well that was fun :)