And the stupid question award goes to.......

[oldMcDouche]

'Are you sleeping?' takes the cake

 

[Cid Silverwing]

"Do pigs have noses?"

Random quote from someone who was told to draw an animal in a class somewhere. One of those "brainfail" moments we all have.

 

[asmondaus]

one my science teacher actually asked people to raise their hand if they were not there...the whole class raised their hands thinking it was a joke and my teacher just stood there thinking for about a minute then says "O i mean raise your hand if you are here"...that didn't help her either

 

[Goldbling]

When I was in 5th grade (I'm going to be laughed at for this) I forgot how to write the letter P and asked my brother which side the bubble was on.

This happens to me but it also happend with 9's I got the two mixed up in 4th Grade

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

D:

I used the '\ /' process which looks like '\/'. Im so dumb at times...
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That's functional though, and I'm assuming you figured out how to do it yourself; doing things differently isn't necessarily bad.

Ahhh, motivators, they are hated so.

I know, but that's what Google image search gave me.

it's not the original. the original was posted on bash.org years ago.

Care to back that up? The time and date are displayed on the screencap I posted.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

"In cross country, do you like run around the country...or just like in one place."
-Some dumb blonde

 

[Ace of Spades]

"What color is an orange?" Admittedly, this was one of my friends trying to be a wise ass, but I think that one takes the cake.

 

[l33ticarus]

"
" You have to use those little curved things that you do to make a smiley"
Some girl at my lunch... I quickly Answered "Parentheses?"
She looked at me and tilted her head... Seems she actually didnt know what they were...

...

Ah yes, this was like the time my girlfriend didn't know the mechanics of quantum physics... oh how I laughed at her stupidity.

I believe Ive done that once as well... Wait what... Oh sorry... I mean come on its Parentheses ... Its like asking what the
"Little dots are called at the end of a sentence"
because that was another question asked to me...
Period...

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Little dots are called at the end of a sentence"
because that was another question asked to me...
Period...

Was the person asking about a period or an ellipsis?

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

"Where do babies come from?"

That came from a woman I was dating who was in her late twenties. Yes she is blonde and yes she was serious.

 

[VTSK]

My friend is constantly forgetting what he was planning to say. Then he'll ask me "what was I about to say?" Just to clarify, I can't read minds, and he knows this.

 

[Snowalker]

"When was the War of 1812?"

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Girl: "Do you have a dollar?"
Me: No.
Girl; "Are you sure?"

I hate that.

i have been asked that many times and my usual response is

"no, princess, let me check the 23 dimensional rift that have in PANTS"

it usually confuses them and makes them run away in terror form my smartness.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

"Where do babies come from?"

That came from a woman I was dating who was in her late twenties. Yes she is blonde and yes she was serious.

oooo good luck with that

I said was dating. I broke up with her about 5 minutes after she asked, which was about 10 seconds after I recovered from shock. She asked a lot of dumb questions though.

 

[dthvirus]

Some guy in a Grade 11 class argued with the teacher, claiming that one multiplied by zero is one. He said something about zero meaning nothing, and thus the one is 'still there'.

Also, what do you get when you reflect a right triangle over the y-axis? A left triangle! I'm serious.

 

[[V.2]]

"Did Star Wars happen on the Moon?"

consequently, I almost convinced this same person to buy AIG stock in a virtual stock market game

 

[jad4400]

Girl in my history class: "Is Oregon a state?"
Same girl, a few days later: "Is the House of Representatives the place where the Senators sleep?"

As a native Oregonian, I resent that statement.
Our robotics team got a chance to go to Atlanta GA for a world-wide convention, and we had people asking if we still lived in log cabins. Oh, and the best was when one guy asked how we got so good, because of course we don't have the interwebs over here in Salem...

Oh, sorry for the double post, I thought people had posted after my first. If that makes any sense. Or you can just shoot me in the face, whichever.

Lol, as another Oregonian I hate it when people on Xbox live ask me if Oregon is really a state in America... No joke seriously, other americans have asked me if Oregon is actually a state

Also this is kinda not related, but somtimes when either elections or votes on measures are about to be voted on here in Oregon, the political commercials on T.V somtimes mispronounce our states name.

Here are some examples:

Vote for Kevin Maninx, he is the right choice for Ory-gun

Measure 912-A bad move for Or-Gon

Come on people get it right, is Oregon....... Oar-again!!!!!!!!

P.S Sorry for the rant

 

[Yegargeburble]

I hate when someone asks "What are you doing?" I usually answer "What does it look like?" or "Beating off!"

I also get super annoyed when someone asks me if I am sleeping...the only thing worse is when someone texts that to me and wakes me up...

 

[bmf185]

i was on the phone with someone and she said "where the hell is my phone?"

I have done this when very drunk. Reality collapsed a little.