And the stupid question award goes to.......

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Someone asked me for change, but I mistook his question for a challenge to shoot him in the face and did so promptly.

0.0

*Makes note to self never to ask you for change*

 

[Dorian]

*Jaw hits floor hard enough to break my toes* I do believe that we need to kill these people for the good of the universe, or else some hellish demon army shall do it for us. I can't compete with the stupidity the likes of which I just read, but I shall put in my fair share of brain-bane.

A certain girl which I regretfully have blood relations with once asked "Can I borrow your internet for a while?"

Different girl, MUCH more blond. "Chicken nuggets come from cows, right?" Cue the /facepalm.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Different girl, MUCH more blond. "Chicken nuggets come from cows, right?" Cue the /facepalm.

Oh, my, god... wait, i have a question:
hamburgers come from pigs, RIHGT?

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I usually hear a lot of stuid IT-illiterate things...

Not as much stupid as something that could be quoted out of an Anime:
Girl 1 (trying to sound impressive): "Did you know that camels can survive on water and cardboard boxes?"
Girl 2 (thoughtful): "Where in the world does it get all of those cardboard boxes..."

 

[traceur_]

One of my classmates in my chemistry class asked if it was possible to drink hydrochloric acid *face-palm*

to which my teacher replied: "yeh you can drink it, it'll kill you but you can drink it"

 

[traceur_]

"How do you make that backwards b?"

The stuff of legends.

I heard of that, it truly is the stuff of legends. There were some people, strangely enough, trying to defend that person on some website I saw.

defend the person? it was simple pants on head retardation, honestly I don't know why 4chan hasn't been corrupted by the mass stupidity.

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

"How do you make that backwards b?"

The stuff of legends.

I heard of that, it truly is the stuff of legends. There were some people, strangely enough, trying to defend that person on some website I saw.

defend the person? it was simple pants on head retardation, honestly I don't know why 4chan hasn't been corrupted by the mass stupidity.

I know why, how would they corrupt it? That's like the forces of Chaos trying to corrupt Ahriman (an obscure Warhammer 40K reference). It can't be done because it would be incredibly redundant.

 

[kawligia]

"How long do 30, 7 and 5 day items last?"


...I'm serious...

Well there's a big difference between 30 real days, 30 game days, and 30 days played.

Of course some of those might not apply depending on what game you're talking about.

 

[lordvader77]

i got this email, even if its not real its hilarious:

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared'
Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? '
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.'
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too f***ing stupid to own a computer!'

 

[lordvader77]

also, a guy in my class once said the Jesus was a Chrisitan

theres also a girl in my class who's a little spacey. We were talking about geography and she said "Wait, it snows in Arizona?!" She still doesnt know if it does or not, after much explaining *facepalm*.

We convinced another girl that "gullible" isnt in the Dictionary. She believed us is the sad part. The girl above did also.

 

[Jerious1154]

Girl in my history class: "Is Oregon a state?"
Same girl, a few days later: "Is the House of Representatives the place where the Senators sleep?"

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

"How do you make that backwards b?"

The stuff of legends.

I won't lie. I was in the 3rd grade, and I say this db something or other, I looked at my mom, and said "Wow, that backwards b is awesome" I haven't gotten over it.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

It's not so much a question as it is a statement.

"These french fries have too much potato in them."

Courtesy of my 14 year old sister Cassandra Marie German.

 

[Bleaghhh]

I've been asked, "Do dinosaurs eat people?"

..on two seperate occasions..

 

[KaZZaP]

We we're watching some crappy movie about astronauts and Mars and my friends little sister asks "You think they really filmed this on Mars?"

/facepalm

 

[Aura Guardian]

I posted this question on a thread about stupid customers.
"Do you have Mariokart Wii for the PS2?"
Dead serious. The mother asked me that.
And here's the nearly everyday question.
"Is there a Mario game for the PS2?"

 

[Spirultima]

I was on Xbox live, waiting for a game to start and the other players were talking too much (as people are want to do). After I inform them of this, they notice my British Accent and ask me the beautiful question: "Are you from England or from London?"

*facepalm*

Ugh, I've had that too on the PSN, I proceed to say something along the lines of, no i live in a small part of London called Europe, that spins them right out that does.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Girl in my history class: "Is Oregon a state?"
Same girl, a few days later: "Is the House of Representatives the place where the Senators sleep?"

..................High school, bad memories.
I would say it's as bad as the one I posted if not, worse.