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Captain Spiral

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I could go on and on naming the bugs that i hate but i count bugs and animals separate so the ANIMAL i hate is

Monkeys and Apes. I hate them sooo much. Everyone loves them and wants one but they are disgusting and viscious. I would never trust a monkey not to cause physical harm to me.

Horrible horrible things, they are.
 

Zombie_Fish

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Flying ants. They come out like, one day per year but when they do they're just so annoying.
 

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Captain Spiral said:
Monkeys and Apes. I hate them sooo much. Everyone loves them and wants one but they are disgusting and viscious. I would never trust a monkey not to cause physical harm to me.

Horrible horrible things, they are.
These are my exact feelings about dogs.
 

fergfighter

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horses, when i was 4 i went on a field trip to a farm in school and a huge white horse came and tore my shirt off and ate it :mad:
horses are pure evil
 

newguy77

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Centipedes, especially the orange ones we have around here.
You see them out of the corner of your eye and think they're lint, but no, they are many-legged death ready to kill you.
 

fergfighter

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I follow the words of Bill Bailey:
"HUMAN SLAVES, IN AN INSECT NATION. AAHHAHHAHAHAHHHHH!"
*shudder*
WHOO! fellow bill bailey fan.

We've got to stop the destruction of the planet. Yeah. We want trees, not factories. Hehehe. Yeah, think about it. Otherwise, the creatures of this earth will rise up and take what is rightfully theirs. Yeah, they are listening as we speak, ssshhhhhhh. They have ears. Some have ears on their knees. You know of whom I speak.
 

Shapsters

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I don't really hate any animal, except for Mosquitoes! I hate those bastards, they literally provide nothing to the world!
You know that mosquito killing laser that's supposed to fight malaria? We need those here, and without differentiation between diseased and non-diseased. Just kill every last one of them.
Tell me about it, flys breakdown poop, spider keep down fly population, worms decompose stuff. What do mosquitoes do? NOTHING!! Little bastards.
 

Chicago Ted

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Most insects...

And frogs...

I fucking hate frogs...
But they're so cute!

Well, I think so, anyway.
They're slimey... And disgusting... And a friend shoved a handful down my shirt... I have hated them since...
 

new_age_reject

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fergfighter said:
new_age_reject said:
I follow the words of Bill Bailey:
"HUMAN SLAVES, IN AN INSECT NATION. AAHHAHHAHAHAHHHHH!"
*shudder*
WHOO! fellow bill bailey fan.

We've got to stop the destruction of the planet. Yeah. We want trees, not factories. Hehehe. Yeah, think about it. Otherwise, the creatures of this earth will rise up and take what is rightfully theirs. Yeah, they are listening as we speak, ssshhhhhhh. They have ears. Some have ears on their knees. You know of whom I speak.
The spiders are not insects but in a war they will side with the insects. Traitors, traitors, spider traitors, they'll betray us and they'll make us...
 

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I hate all insects and fear them all. Yes even ladybugs and harmless city ants. Okay I pretty much hate and fear anything that falls into the large category of "creepy crawlies".
I now feel the need to lift really heavy weights and have sex with a lot of woman so I can feel manly again.
 

DarkFenix

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Def hate mosquitoes although i do think they have their place in controlling animal populations such as our own which is wildly out of control.
 

Captain Spiral

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-Orgasmatron- said:
Captain Spiral said:
Monkeys and Apes. I hate them sooo much. Everyone loves them and wants one but they are disgusting and viscious. I would never trust a monkey not to cause physical harm to me.

Horrible horrible things, they are.
These are my exact feelings about dogs.
That must suck. At least I dont have to deal with people walking chimps down streets and stuff...