Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[rutcommapat]

Self-explainatory thread title. I'll start:

"Heh heh heh heh! Thank you."

 

[BloatedGuppy]

There was a moment in some King's Quest game where once of the voice actors exclaimed...

"The MIRROR? The MAGIC mirror?"

The acting was excruciatingly bad. It's been stuck in my head for something like 20 years.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!

 

[Captain Hat]

I dunno about annoying, but my mind immediately jumped to Cole Train shouting "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE, MOTHERF****R!!"

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Not so much annoying, but I cannot for the life of me forget "A man chooses, a slave obeys!"

 

[THAC0]

It didn't annoy me at all, other than the fact that i know it is a lame line that still sounds cool when i hear it in my head.

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!!"

 

[stu_moore]

Astoroth from Soul Caliber 3 (I think)

"A RAIN OF BLOOD..
...SHALL RAIN DOWN TODAY!"

 

[humanizer]

"Hey Listen!!!!!"
Why won't you shut up!!

 

[xplosive59]

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" and "WHY WONT YOU DIIIIEEEEEEE!!" both from Oblivion.

 

[genericusername64]

Alsoo A Barrel Roll!

 

[Hiname]

On the good side: "The ability to forgive yourself is what sepperates gods from immortals. To go on living no matter what, but being unable to cope with ones own deeds, past or present, is the road that breaks you. If you die or not."

On the bad side: "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"

 

[Robot n.o 9124791234]

"You don't have to call me master you know"
"I shall work on that, master"

D:<

EDIT: Another one:
"I've fought mubcrabs more fearsome than you!"

 

[the spud]

"Do a barrel roll!"

*does not do a barrel roll*

"Do a barrel roll!"

*does nothing once again*

"Do a barrel roll!"

*Alright, fine, as long as you will shut up!*

"Do another barrel roll!"

There is no middle finger that can display my contempt for you.

 

[NoOne852]

Alsoo A Barrel Roll!

Yes. That. THAT!

Though "Do a Barrel Roll!" isn't that annoying to me.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Aw damn I forgot about New Vegas.

Sneaking around with Lily in tow was a private nightmare.

"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Then be quiet!"
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Shut up."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Shut the fuck up!"

 

[Wanderer787]

"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!"

Dang it, really? So why did Bowser kidnap you if you're not the princess?

"..."

>STOMP<

 

[Count Igor]

"Now's the part where you fall down and BLEEEEED to death!
"-Mudcrab comment. There are just so many -"
Basically everything from Oblivion.
Everything

 

[Kirke]

Nu får vi vänta, min tålmodige vän! -Pyramiden: Gåtan vid Nilens strand
Roughly "Now we wait, my patient friend" in swedish. I heard that so many damn times.

 

[FoolKiller]

Jill, here is a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.

The runner-up:
That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich.