another zombie apocalypse question... with a twist!

[GrinningManiac]

And the twist is...DUN DUN DUUUH

You're the zombie!

The survivours are in a fortress of a house: well-guarded, fortified and locked. It's got the high ground, with a clear line of fire in all directions and no cover for you to hide behind whilst you approach. They've killed all your zombie friends, and it's just you...

Which "special" Zombie are you? A L4D special infected? A Resident Evil thingy? Something else entirely?

Bonus marks for ingenuity/hilarity/awesomeness. Saying "I'd be a Tank and throw rocks at the house until it collapses" is kinda...boring. Do something innovative!

 

[SilverHammerMan]

Resident Evil's Nemesis. I win.

 

[The Lawn]

I would be the deadly fighter jet pilot zombie.

Sidewinder missiles > House.

I might not get to turn them... but missile baked brains would be delicious.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Interesting. Well then I'll be an invisible zombie.

I'll just wait until they unlock themselves out thinking its safe, and then thats when I strike.

They'll never see it coming.

 

[tjarne]

I would be a zombie Diphyllobothrium. Being put into their water supply and taking them from the inside.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I hate you slightly less than I did when I originally came to this thread.
OK, I'm a L4D hunter, and I'd set myself on fire, launching my flaming corpse at their locked up, non-flame-retardant deathtrap. BURN, SURVIVORS, BURN. Ahem... Yeah, pretty sure that would work

 

[OmegaXzors]

With zombies as a subject, I don't like to think outside the box. According to this:

Spoiler: Zombie Survival Guide

realistic zombies can hardly use their muscles as they're decayed. Picking up objects or even running is out of the question. Flesh-eating is about all they can do.

So, I would walk slowly towards my target and stupidly hit a wall.

I bitched about Zombieland and I loved that movie for Emma Stone. I mean, the comedy.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I realised I didn't do anything.

I'd be a Charger, and I'd run through the house without killing anyone, seemingly zigzagging around them really fast. They'll either kill me or I'll escape. In any case, after I'm gone (in any sense of the word) there will be a sudden groan from the house, all the survivors will go "Oh Sh-" and the house will collapse

 

[Eliam_Dar]

I would be a Space Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja, with enhanced brain eating abilities, I would use my Pirate Zombie Skills to board the house from my Zmbie space ship, as a Zombie Robot I could not be kill by gunfire, and I could dodge as a Zombie Nija.... ahh I can already taste their brains

 

[Phantom_IEC]

I would be a miner zombie, tunnel my way into the place...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'd be the Zomboss in my giant robot that comes equipped to send out hordes of lesser zombies and breaths out fire and ice balls.

 

[Quaxar]

Hm, the title sounds familiar...

Resident Evil's Nemesis. I win.

Is that the enormous zombie Hulk from the second movie? Because if so "this", if not I want to be the enormous zombie Hulk from the second Resident Evil movie.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

I'm the awesome repeat thread zombie. I show up at all the zombie monthly meetings and tell everyone how the zombie apocalypse has been done to death (pun intended).

 

[That-Ginger-Kid]

well, me alone wouldn't be able to take out the remainder of the entire human race, so i guess if there was a way for me to either resurrect fallen zombies or produce new ones out of thin air, then i'd be that kind of zombie, try and stay out of their line of fire while building up my own personal army to take them all down one by one with they run out of ammo, might take a while however.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I'm a necromancer and I would spawn waves of minions until my enemies have been driven before me!

 

[tjarne]

I would be a Space Pirate Zombie Robot Ninja, with enhanced brain eating abilities, I would use my Pirate Zombie Skills to board the house from my Zmbie space ship, as a Zombie Robot I could not be kill by gunfire, and I could dodge as a Zombie Nija.... ahh I can already taste their brains

My good, that ingenious. Also you will have their booty.

 

[HighHoax]

Watch my friends die, then run. Returning all-powerful from grinding low-level humans and getting mad lewts and finding the legendary Lamp of Human Slaying as well as finding new friends through hardships and coming to a an overall higher understanding of something that should of been obvious a long time ago.

I mean have a special, and unique, name and color over my head. I believe that signifies i'm important and can do awesome things.

 

[Audio]

combine + head crab = Zombine I'd probably Kamikaze the house anyway

 

[A Raging Emo]

BOOMER!

Seriously, I'd be an InvisibleNinjaZombie.

 

[Jedamethis]

Fall over and wait. They think we're all dead, maybe there was some kind of generator or zombie hivemind which was dest- *nomnomnom*