That's not a pun...BlindMessiah94 said:
Also, I know this is "another zombie apocalypse question"...it's in the thread title
another zombie apocalypse question... with a twist!
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Also, I know this is "another zombie apocalypse question"...it's in the thread title
I would be an indifferent zombie. Being braindead, it wouldn't really matter to me what I was doing. Thats kindof the point of being a zombie.
Being a hunter is hilariously fun. I would love to jump on someone from forty feet away and eat their stomach.
I'm pretty sure eating something - especially someONE who is trying to resist, count as an action that would need quite a bit of muscular power for. Even the chewing itself. Human teeth aren't entirely used to eating raw flesh, we're omnivores not carnivores... So that's even more effort.OmegaXzors said:With zombies as a subject, I don't like to think outside the box. According to this:
realistic zombies can hardly use their muscles as they're decayed. Picking up objects or even running is out of the question. Flesh-eating is about all they can do.
So, I would walk slowly towards my target and stupidly hit a wall.
I bitched about Zombieland and I loved that movie for Emma Stone. I mean, the comedy.
More on topic, I WOULD BE A DOLPHIN ZOMBIE!
Yup. thats the spirit, i wouldnt ever let me infect from anything but a real classic zombie!OmegaXzors said:With zombies as a subject, I don't like to think outside the box. According to this:
realistic zombies can hardly use their muscles as they're decayed. Picking up objects or even running is out of the question. Flesh-eating is about all they can do.
So, I would walk slowly towards my target and stupidly hit a wall.
I bitched about Zombieland and I loved that movie for Emma Stone. I mean, the comedy.
What happened to the good ol times where the undead were as they are supposed as god created them.
how would the world's largest unshaved vagina do anything?Vhite said:or possibly the Lich King.
On topic, I'd be a zombie soldier with an rpg, blast through the wall, then whip out my gun and skull screw everyone with it. Then nibble happily upon their livers.
Well I'd be the jockey from left 4 dead 2. Considering my small stature and ability to ride things first up I'd find some half dead bloke in the wasteland who'd been bitten and would eventually turn, with great attempts to stifle my giggles I'd hide under his coat or shirt and then proceed to ride him up to the fortress. When he was safely inside the fortress with me I would sneak out and find a little hiding place, waiting for him to turn. When he finally does I'll steer the leader survivor (You know what I mean, the most level-headed and combat ready guy, like...Duane Jones' character Ben in Night of the living dead) right out the front door, presumably while he's kicking and bashing to get me off which (Combined with the other survivors attempting to shoot me off my back while dealing with the zombie inside but not being as good a shot as the head honcho) should hopefully tear the front entrance apart while the final climactic scene from 28 days later basically gets re-enacted inside the fortress.
Then if any survivors are left after that me, the zombified leader survivor and my zombie brethren will storm the entrance, hopefully being able to indulge in a feast of flesh.
Then if any survivors are left after that me, the zombified leader survivor and my zombie brethren will storm the entrance, hopefully being able to indulge in a feast of flesh.
Yes you have. Nothing can beat nemesis. NOTHING. Not even alex mercer from [PROTOTYPE](which i have just completed now, great game btw). Also, you get to say STARS instead of brains.SilverHammerMan said:
The Hunter, I would organize all the zombies then get the tank killed, then the last one standing and go out with the witch
Why not wait until it gets dark?
Or just tunnel under the house?
If neither of those are an option, Id just be a camofluage zombie.
Or just tunnel under the house?
If neither of those are an option, Id just be a camofluage zombie.
I'd be a jet pack zombie!! And zoom around in the house's general direction, hopefully being lucky and mindlessly co-ordinated enough to break through a window. Even if I lose an arm (or leg, or any body part) in the attempt, it wont matter, I'm a zombie, all I want is delicious warm, juicy brains. Braaaiiiiinnnnssssssss..... raaaagggghhhhhh....