another zombie apocalypse question... with a twist!
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1 you would have to be Chuck Norris in life to become his zombie.Alex The Rat said:
2 Chuck Cannot die, thus is immune.
i am either t3h fl00d and i t0ta11y k1cks d3r azz.
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i for some reason have been infected by the zombie virus BUT i'm totally sane and not brian starved. it would be like having amplified human abilities, like i would have more endurance, be able to jump higher, be stronger, maybe regeneration b/c i'm a super zombie, like wolverine without claws and any of hugh jackman's good looks. and b/c i'm not insane or savage, i show people i'm not "one of them" (which i would begin to find racist) and i would be like a super badass b/c i can't die
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i for some reason have been infected by the zombie virus BUT i'm totally sane and not brian starved. it would be like having amplified human abilities, like i would have more endurance, be able to jump higher, be stronger, maybe regeneration b/c i'm a super zombie, like wolverine without claws and any of hugh jackman's good looks. and b/c i'm not insane or savage, i show people i'm not "one of them" (which i would begin to find racist) and i would be like a super badass b/c i can't die
L4D Hunter, and here's my mastah plan. Approach the house with a series of leaps to throw their aim. Once I'm close enough to be in a blind spot, start climbing. I'd come down through the chimney like a freaking Zombie Santa (or burst epically through a high-floor window if the house doesn't have a chimney).
Assuming I retain all my mental functions, a Hunter from L4D. I don't need any particular power to flush them out, and the hunter's extreme agility would be cool.
As to how I'd flush them out, simply find a gas line and set fire. Or set fire to the house. Or find and toss a pipe bomb inside.
Hey, I wanna eat them. Doesn't mean I can't cook them first.
As to how I'd flush them out, simply find a gas line and set fire. Or set fire to the house. Or find and toss a pipe bomb inside.
Hey, I wanna eat them. Doesn't mean I can't cook them first.
I get myself bitten by a ninja zombie, so I become a ninja zombie. Then I'll get bitten by a pirate zombie, so I will become a ninja, pirate zombie. I would continue this pattern until I'm a ninja, pirate, vampire, werewolf, koala, robot, samurai, chuck norris, shark, monster truck, dinosaur, cthulhu zombie, at which point my awesomeness would reach singularity and every human would become zombie and I would be crowned king zombie. I would then sprout my wings and fly into space in search of more planets to spread the zombie disease.
Oh god I just realized.jackknife402 said:how would the world's largest unshaved vagina do anything?Vhite said:or possibly the Lich King.
OT:I'd be a spitter then scare them to death with my face.
Well if the goal's to get to the squishy brain matter inside, I think I'd have to go as a zombie who hasn't yet turned into a zombie. Say, a bitten survivor, that way, I can open the doors, giggle a bit, and get first crack at the delicious brains inside.
Or...if I don't have to care about the survivors, go as a Hunter and trick jump around for a bit, that's always fun.
Or...if I don't have to care about the survivors, go as a Hunter and trick jump around for a bit, that's always fun.
Well, they'd need water. I'd probably gnaw off my arm, toss it into the water cleaning plant and contaminate the water. All I need to do is poison one survivor and infect them. My work is now done. As a distraction though, I'd shuffle around the house and moan at night, hoping they wouldn't catch on to my plan. (if that doesn't work guess i'd just throw burning make-shift torches at the building or surrounding buildings and try to lure them into a trap.)
I'd be a zombie with a severed head, it'll force the survivors to come out of their fortress and chop my legs off, a classic mistake.
Once they're close enough I'll whip out my head and bite them.
Once they're close enough I'll whip out my head and bite them.
I would gather enough materials to make a shitload of explosives, set them up under cover of darkness, wait a few days to build up suspense, and then blow that motherf***er sky high!