another zombie apocalypse question... with a twist!

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hypnodude

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Id be a zombie version of Altair with the power to dig under and silently take everyone out one by one, and when i got to the last one id scare him shitless some how.
 

Dapsen

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i would be... uhm... A big zombie.
then push over the fortress and kill the survivors.

oops, its boring innit? Sorry, im too tired for this.
 

SoranMBane

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I'd be a zombie mole rat and dig my way in. They'd never suspect a thing until I had my teeth in their foot.
 

klakkat

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Hunter, but with a Sniper Rifle. I jump on the highest point I can find and pick off survivors. If they actually start shooting back, I just hop rooftop to rooftop for a better angle.
 

RobThePrezodent

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i would be the zombie that's a spawn of gandalf and hitler, that shoots bears out of its eyes. i don't think i need to elaborate on how I'd win
 

Alex The Rat

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EightGaugeHippo said:
Alex The Rat said:
I'd be the living corpse of Chuck Norris. Then all I would have to do is stare...
1 you would have to be Chuck Norris in life to become his zombie.
2 Chuck Cannot die, thus is immune.
1 Not as long as I have the power of internet and imagination
2 He could if infected by the zombie of Bruce Lee.

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Ih8pkmn

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I'm a zombie with the ability to somewhat disguise myself as a survivor. I still keep my skin tone and smell of rot, but I can take their clothes and hair(if they have any), resembling their sillohuites. And then...

BAM!

Stealth kill. Straight to the jugular.

Then, I wait until 3/4ths of the team is zombiefied, and we latch onto the last one like leeches.

Or better yet, Zombie Cthulhu!

Ia Ia Brains Ftaghn!
 

Blind Sight

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OmegaXzors said:
With zombies as a subject, I don't like to think outside the box. According to this:

realistic zombies can hardly use their muscles as they're decayed. Picking up objects or even running is out of the question. Flesh-eating is about all they can do.

So, I would walk slowly towards my target and stupidly hit a wall.

I bitched about Zombieland and I loved that movie for Emma Stone. I mean, the comedy.
Yeah, but Max Brooks doesn't actually factor science into most of his zombie arguments. The problem with his design is that the zombies would be completely unable to use all their muscles due to simple biology. Zombie arguments are just for fun, trying to put any idea of realism into them just kinda ruins it haha.
 

teh_Canape

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I'll be original in here, I would like to be the FUCKING SLIME CHOPPER from Ninja Blade:
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hell yeah, a zombified helicopter XD
 

DarkDain

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Phantom_IEC said:
I would be a miner zombie, tunnel my way into the place...
Yeah my answer too, except they've got high ground so probably on rock. So i'd tunnel underground until it collapsed u.u UNDERMINER ZOMBIE!
 

EightGaugeHippo

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Alex The Rat said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
Alex The Rat said:
I'd be the living corpse of Chuck Norris. Then all I would have to do is stare...
1 you would have to be Chuck Norris in life to become his zombie.
2 Chuck Cannot die, thus is immune.
1 Not as long as I have the power of internet and imagination
2 He could if infected by the zombie of Bruce Lee.

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this is indeed true.
 

KeiraZodiac

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I would be a zombie parrot, and thus have the ability to mimic human voices.

Then I'd draw them out one by one, always taking on the voice of the last victim, till there weren't enough to fortify their defences, and then kill them in one foul swoop.
 

coldshadow

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I burrow underground and have to sharp but rusty blades attached to my arms. I dig my way in and pick them off one by one working my way up to the most useless one of them then show my self coverd in the blood of his/her friends. then I pick him/her up and throw them into a spike trap made out of the bones of there friends, all while laughing in a high pichted voice.
 

Blatherscythe

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WHAT A TWIST!

I'd preferably be a hunter from L4D, scale the building when it's dark, not scream when I'm pouncing, get a survivor in a dark area and pick them off... One by one by one, until there's no more. Then it's just a matter of rinse and repeat.